It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
| Forgiveness is the first step to happiness. If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness. |
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |