I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory