| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |