| “Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” Philippians 4:8 |
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |