Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
| “When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2 |