| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |