Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile
When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood. Be a victor not a victim. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.