| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
| Discord is always the sharpest of thorns. If one is not happy with themselves they will find reasons to hate others. Search self first and avoid thorns. |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |