| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.