Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
Limitations, lack of ability or disability can’t hold you back, the only thing that can is fear
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.