| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
Hate is a disease, while the impossible is nothing more than a opnion
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |