| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right