| To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are. |
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |