| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
| Adversity is not the reaction of self to unforeseen hardships, rather the action taken by self to muscle forward rather than try and go around. |