| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| When you feel like you’ve had enough, lift your chin up because more is coming. It’s not what you defeat that defines you, but what’s left. Don’t let what’s left defeat you. |
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away