| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?