| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
| I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up. I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories. |
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |