Charities

Here at Lizard Lick, we are all about giving back to charities. “There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up.”  – John Andrew Holmes Here are some of the charities that Lizard Lick supports: Hero Reward

speedway childrens charityamerican cancer society

Gabriel's-Wings

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Favorite Verses

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Dirt Word

I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it

Ronism

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Ronosophy

Adversity is not the reaction of self to unforeseen hardships, rather the action taken by self to muscle forward rather than try and go around.