| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| Your perception determines your attitude and altitude. It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee