Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!
| Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |