Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?