Lizard Tails

In order to run a successful towing business, you need some serious horsepower – and we call ours “The Lizard Tails.”

Lizard Tail Fleet

    • 2008 Dodge Ram Bullet
    • 2009 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
    • 2008 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
    • 2008 Dodge Ram 450 Bullet Dynamic 701 Self Loader
    • 2012 Dodge Ram 5500  Dynamic Rollback
    • 2012 Dodge Ram 5500 4 door Dynamic Wrecker
    • 2009 Dodge Ram 550 Wrecker
    • 2008 Sterling Bullet
    • 2008 Carr Trailer
    • 2008 Dodge Sprinter

 

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Favorite Verses

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load

Dirt Word

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronism

Love takes only seconds to fall in, years to truly understand it and a lifetime to get over

Ronosophy

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles