Lizard Tails

In order to run a successful towing business, you need some serious horsepower – and we call ours “The Lizard Tails.”

Lizard Tail Fleet

    • 2008 Dodge Ram Bullet
    • 2009 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
    • 2008 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
    • 2008 Dodge Ram 450 Bullet Dynamic 701 Self Loader
    • 2012 Dodge Ram 5500  Dynamic Rollback
    • 2012 Dodge Ram 5500 4 door Dynamic Wrecker
    • 2009 Dodge Ram 550 Wrecker
    • 2008 Sterling Bullet
    • 2008 Carr Trailer
    • 2008 Dodge Sprinter

 

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Favorite Verses

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Dirt Word

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.

Ronism

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Ronosophy

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions