Lizard Tails

In order to run a successful towing business, you need some serious horsepower – and we call ours “The Lizard Tails.”

Lizard Tail Fleet

- 2008 Dodge Ram Bullet
- 2009 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
- 2008 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
- 2008 Dodge Ram 450 Bullet Dynamic 701 Self Loader
- 2012 Dodge Ram 5500 Dynamic Rollback
- 2012 Dodge Ram 5500 4 door Dynamic Wrecker
- 2009 Dodge Ram 550 Wrecker
- 2008 Sterling Bullet
- 2008 Carr Trailer
- 2008 Dodge Sprinter

Big Lizard Wisdom

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Favorite Verses

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Dirt Word

At times you gotta let it all out. Holding in anger and hurt is like holding back a plane with barbwire. If you don’t let go it’s going to tear you to pieces.

Ronism

It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith

Ronosophy

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?