Lizard Tails

In order to run a successful towing business, you need some serious horsepower – and we call ours “The Lizard Tails.”

Lizard Tail Fleet

- 2008 Dodge Ram Bullet
- 2009 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
- 2008 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
- 2008 Dodge Ram 450 Bullet Dynamic 701 Self Loader
- 2012 Dodge Ram 5500 Dynamic Rollback
- 2012 Dodge Ram 5500 4 door Dynamic Wrecker
- 2009 Dodge Ram 550 Wrecker
- 2008 Sterling Bullet
- 2008 Carr Trailer
- 2008 Dodge Sprinter

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.

Favorite Verses

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Dirt Word

Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away.

Ronism

To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are.

Ronosophy

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.