Lizard Tails

In order to run a successful towing business, you need some serious horsepower – and we call ours “The Lizard Tails.”

Lizard Tail Fleet

- 2008 Dodge Ram Bullet
- 2009 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
- 2008 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
- 2008 Dodge Ram 450 Bullet Dynamic 701 Self Loader
- 2012 Dodge Ram 5500 Dynamic Rollback
- 2012 Dodge Ram 5500 4 door Dynamic Wrecker
- 2009 Dodge Ram 550 Wrecker
- 2008 Sterling Bullet
- 2008 Carr Trailer
- 2008 Dodge Sprinter

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.

Favorite Verses

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Dirt Word

When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination.

Ronism

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance.

Ronosophy

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker