Lizard Tails

In order to run a successful towing business, you need some serious horsepower – and we call ours “The Lizard Tails.”

Lizard Tail Fleet

    • 2008 Dodge Ram Bullet
    • 2009 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
    • 2008 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
    • 2008 Dodge Ram 450 Bullet Dynamic 701 Self Loader
    • 2012 Dodge Ram 5500  Dynamic Rollback
    • 2012 Dodge Ram 5500 4 door Dynamic Wrecker
    • 2009 Dodge Ram 550 Wrecker
    • 2008 Sterling Bullet
    • 2008 Carr Trailer
    • 2008 Dodge Sprinter

 

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Big Lizard Wisdom

I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem?

Favorite Verses

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?

Dirt Word

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronism

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Ronosophy

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.