Lizard Tails

In order to run a successful towing business, you need some serious horsepower – and we call ours “The Lizard Tails.”

Lizard Tail Fleet

- 2008 Dodge Ram Bullet
- 2009 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
- 2008 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
- 2008 Dodge Ram 450 Bullet Dynamic 701 Self Loader
- 2012 Dodge Ram 5500 Dynamic Rollback
- 2012 Dodge Ram 5500 4 door Dynamic Wrecker
- 2009 Dodge Ram 550 Wrecker
- 2008 Sterling Bullet
- 2008 Carr Trailer
- 2008 Dodge Sprinter

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Favorite Verses

Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone.

Dirt Word

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Ronism

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Ronosophy

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.