Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through.

Favorite Verses

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Dirt Word

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronism

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Ronosophy

Moments are not validated until they become a memory. Memories are made only in the moment