Lizard Staff
Owners/Operators
Ron Shirley
“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”
Amy
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.
Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.
I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |