Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Favorite Verses

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Dirt Word

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronism

The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost

Ronosophy

Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.