Lizard Staff
Owners/Operators
Ron Shirley
“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”
Amy
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |