Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Dirt Word

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Ronism

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Ronosophy

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.