Lizard Staff
Owners/Operators
Ron Shirley
“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”
Amy
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.
| When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
Moments are not validated until they become a memory. Memories are made only in the moment