Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

Ron is the President of LLTR and oversees the day to day operations of the repo company as well as heading up the repossession skip tracing department..

Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the repossession company.

The Lizard Drivers

Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny is a jack of all trades

The Lizard Office Staff

Big Juicy

Big Juicy is our front office assistant and Amy's right hand woman.

Tammy

Tammy is our merchandise store manager and handles the front office, doing invoices, dispatching, and customer service. You enter Rontopia and the first face you see will be hers.

The Lizard Drivers

Swirly Earl

Big Lizard Wisdom

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Favorite Verses

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.

Dirt Word

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Ronism

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Ronosophy

We view peoples portraits painted with the shattered blood stained brushes of their defeats and pain and losses rather than taking time to view the artist.