Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

Ron is the President of LLTR and oversees the day to day operations of the repo company as well as heading up the repossession skip tracing department..

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the repossession company.

The Lizard Drivers

Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny is a jack of all trades

The Lizard Office Staff

Big Juicy

Big Juicy is our front office assistant and Amy's right hand woman.

Tammy

Tammy is our merchandise store manager and handles the front office, doing invoices, dispatching, and customer service. You enter Rontopia and the first face you see will be hers.

The Lizard Drivers

Swirly Earl

Big Lizard Wisdom

To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Dirt Word

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.

Ronism

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Ronosophy

Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.