Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Favorite Verses

I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.

Dirt Word

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronism

“I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33

Ronosophy

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.