Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Favorite Verses

The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return.  Sometime you just have to wait with love.

Dirt Word

A rose withers, a mountain crumbles, a tree dies, a river dries up, everything ceases eventually.  Life stops but not because of you, rather for you.

Ronism

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.

Ronosophy

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.