Lizard Staff
Owners/Operators
Ron Shirley
“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”
Amy
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.