Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

Ron is the President of LLTR and oversees the day to day operations of the repo company as well as heading up the repossession skip tracing department..

Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the repossession company.

The Lizard Drivers

Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny is a jack of all trades

The Lizard Office Staff

Big Juicy

Big Juicy is our front office assistant and Amy's right hand woman.

Tammy

Tammy is our merchandise store manager and handles the front office, doing invoices, dispatching, and customer service. You enter Rontopia and the first face you see will be hers.

The Lizard Drivers

Swirly Earl

Big Lizard Wisdom

What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?

Favorite Verses

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Dirt Word

If you are going to eat it don’t name it

Ronism

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.

Ronosophy

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.