Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Favorite Verses

When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection.

Dirt Word

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal

Ronism

Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself

Ronosophy

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.