Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.

Favorite Verses

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Dirt Word

You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right.  You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping.

Ronism

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Ronosophy

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live