Lizard Staff

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Adversity is not the reaction of self to unforeseen hardships, rather the action taken by self to muscle forward rather than try and go around.

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.