Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Favorite Verses

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Dirt Word

When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around

Ronism

Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.

Ronosophy

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell