Lizard Staff
Owners/Operators
Ron Shirley
“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”
Amy
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.