Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Favorite Verses

Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems

Dirt Word

If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.

Ronism

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Ronosophy

If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?