Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Favorite Verses

Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away.

Dirt Word

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Ronism

He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day

Ronosophy

The only way you can see shadows is to look down or back. If you focus ahead and push onward the view will always be bright, and at times blinding.