Lizard Staff
Owners/Operators
Ron Shirley
“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”
Amy
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.
| If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living. Don’t repair rather revive yourself. |
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |