Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Favorite Verses

Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.

Dirt Word

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Ronism

If you are going to eat it don’t name it

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs