Lizard Staff
Owners/Operators
Ron Shirley
“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”
Amy
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs