Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny is a jack of all trades. He tries his best at repos and towing… however his strong suit is definitely running our merchandise booths at meet and greets. If you have been to one of our meet and greets, this is the guy you will remember. He completely turned his life around and has become a very intricate part of Lizard Lick Towing and one of Ronnie’s closest relatives !

Big Lizard Wisdom

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Favorite Verses

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Dirt Word

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2

Ronism

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Ronosophy

“Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has said, ‘Never will I leave you; never will I forsake you.’ So we say with confidence, The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can mere mortals do to me?” Hebrews 13:5-6