Cousin Johnny
Cousin Johnny is a jack of all trades. He tries his best at repos and towing… however his strong suit is definitely running our merchandise booths at meet and greets. If you have been to one of our meet and greets, this is the guy you will remember. He completely turned his life around and has become a very intricate part of Lizard Lick Towing and one of Ronnie’s closest relatives !
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
