Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny is a jack of all trades. He tries his best at repos and towing… however his strong suit is definitely running our merchandise booths at meet and greets. If you have been to one of our meet and greets, this is the guy you will remember. He completely turned his life around and has become a very intricate part of Lizard Lick Towing and one of Ronnie’s closest relatives !

Big Lizard Wisdom

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.

Favorite Verses

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Dirt Word

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Ronism

Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together.  Leave them scattered on the floor and move on.  What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind.

Ronosophy

Don’t prejudge me, try & understand me. Don’t look at what I did.  Watch and see what I will do.  Don’t see who I am, but see who I will become in life.