Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny is a jack of all trades. He tries his best at repos and towing… however his strong suit is definitely running our merchandise booths at meet and greets. If you have been to one of our meet and greets, this is the guy you will remember. He completely turned his life around and has become a very intricate part of Lizard Lick Towing and one of Ronnie’s closest relatives !

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.

Favorite Verses

Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away.

Dirt Word

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Ronism

When the world becomes quiet the silence in my mind hits it’s loudest settings

Ronosophy

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas