Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl is one of our repo agents/transporters. He gets the job done without any fuss or lip… and that’s why Ronnie likes him so much! He is also a pro-wrestler on the side so he is as entertaining a three eyed dog trying to herd blind chickens. He’s a great guy, who’s definitely one of a kind.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.

Favorite Verses

“Whatever we ask we receive from Him, because we keep His commandments and do the things that are pleasing in His sight.” 1 John 3:22

Dirt Word

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Ronism

Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim

Ronosophy

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.