Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl is one of our repo agents/transporters. He gets the job done without any fuss or lip… and that’s why Ronnie likes him so much! He is also a pro-wrestler on the side so he is as entertaining a three eyed dog trying to herd blind chickens. He’s a great guy, who’s definitely one of a kind.

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see

Favorite Verses

There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run.

Dirt Word

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Ronism

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Ronosophy

Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.