Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl is one of our repo agents/transporters. He gets the job done without any fuss or lip… and that’s why Ronnie likes him so much! He is also a pro-wrestler on the side so he is as entertaining a three eyed dog trying to herd blind chickens. He’s a great guy, who’s definitely one of a kind.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans.  Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him

Favorite Verses

God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!

Dirt Word

Forgiveness is the first step to happiness.  If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness.

Ronism

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.

Ronosophy

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes