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| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |