Celebrity Fans
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
| What you say does not purify you . Where you live doesn’t identify you. What you do doesn’t solidify you. Your beliefs are what both defy and define you. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |