Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
| When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see? |