Celebrity Fans
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |