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Big Lizard Wisdom

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Favorite Verses

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Dirt Word

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load

Ronism

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.

Ronosophy

Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone.