Celebrity Fans
| Today you can step up or down. You can step left or right. You can step in or out. Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |