Celebrity Fans
Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty. So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths not my weaknesses.