Celebrity Fans
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
| We hurt those that love us, and those that love us hurt us, but being a family means overcoming the pain, to find the joy that’s unconditional love. |
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |