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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful.  You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows.

Favorite Verses

On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie.

Dirt Word

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Ronism

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Ronosophy

You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory