Celebrity Fans
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning. |