Celebrity Fans

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Big Lizard Wisdom

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Favorite Verses

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Dirt Word

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Ronism

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.

Ronosophy

Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans.  Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him