Celebrity Fans
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?