Celebrity Fans
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return. Sometime you just have to wait with love. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |