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Big Lizard Wisdom

When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad.  When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse.  Many times the worst hits are never punched.

Favorite Verses

If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you.

Dirt Word

If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.

Ronism

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Ronosophy

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?