Celebrity Fans

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right

Favorite Verses

100 % of all divorces start with marriage

Dirt Word

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Ronism

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Ronosophy

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.