Celebrity Fans
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning. |