Celebrity Fans
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!” Matthew 7:21-23
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee