Celebrity Fans

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Big Lizard Wisdom

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Favorite Verses

There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others  always the man.

Dirt Word

Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.

Ronism

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Ronosophy

100 % of all divorces start with marriage