Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living. Don’t repair rather revive yourself. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| Your perception determines your attitude and altitude. It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |