Celebrity Fans

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Favorite Verses

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Dirt Word

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Ronism

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Ronosophy

The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.