Celebrity Fans
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.