Celebrity Fans
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |