Celebrity Fans
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| We can talk to kings and presidents and can inspire armies and countries. We can verbally give hope but change will only come about with actions, not words. |
| Never try to run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard barn. To catch a dream you can’t chase it, rather you intercept it on the highway of hard work. |