Celebrity Fans

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Big Lizard Wisdom

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

Favorite Verses

The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.

Dirt Word

Today you can step up or down.  You can step left or right.  You can step in or out.  Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping.

Ronism

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Ronosophy

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.