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Big Lizard Wisdom

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.

Favorite Verses

“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you.” Jeremiah 29:11-12

Dirt Word

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Ronism

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.

Ronosophy

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.