| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.