Celebrity Fans

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Big Lizard Wisdom

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Favorite Verses

Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk?

Dirt Word

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Ronism

What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?

Ronosophy

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.