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Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Favorite Verses

The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return.  Sometime you just have to wait with love.

Dirt Word

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronism

Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone.

Ronosophy

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.