Celebrity Fans

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Big Lizard Wisdom

100 % of all divorces start with marriage

Favorite Verses

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

Dirt Word

Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay.

Ronism

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Ronosophy

9-11, don’t just remember it, NEVER forget it.  The heroes live on, the lives lost are now legends.  Their silence is now our marching and battle cry.