Celebrity Fans
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot