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Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.