Celebrity Fans
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |
At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |