Celebrity Fans
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |
Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers