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Is a pigs rump made of pork?
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.