| A best friend finds hope in your hurt, promise in your pain, support in your surrender and teaching in your trials and tribulations. My wife is my best friend. |
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds