Celebrity Fans
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |