I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.
Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
100 % of all divorces start with marriage