Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |