Celebrity Fans
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.