Celebrity Fans
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |