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Big Lizard Wisdom

You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die.

Favorite Verses

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Dirt Word

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Ronism

What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation.

Ronosophy

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”