| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Be careful who you step on when you’re on your way up the ladder, because you will see them again on your way back down. We all are in the grind. |