| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes