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Big Lizard Wisdom

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Favorite Verses

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Dirt Word

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Ronism

“If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7

Ronosophy

Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.