Celebrity Fans
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
“Those who consider themselves religious and yet do not keep a tight rein on their tongues deceive themselves, and their religion is worthless.” James 1:26
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |