Celebrity Fans
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |