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Big Lizard Wisdom

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Favorite Verses

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.

Dirt Word

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.

Ronism

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.

Ronosophy

Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.