Celebrity Fans

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Big Lizard Wisdom

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”

Favorite Verses

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

Dirt Word

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Ronism

Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”.

Ronosophy

Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers