Celebrity Fans
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.