Celebrity Fans
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
| You have two choices in life. To make something of yourself or be a stepping stone that allows someone else to do just that. Be the step or be the staircase. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.