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| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon. |
Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |