Celebrity Fans
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?