Celebrity Fans
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |