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Big Lizard Wisdom

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Favorite Verses

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.

Dirt Word

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.

Ronism

If you stop when the sun sets on your dreams you’ll never see the light that the stars can infuse.  Success is sometimes found in darkness.

Ronosophy

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.