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Big Lizard Wisdom

When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power.

Favorite Verses

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Dirt Word

“Be still before the Lord and wait patiently for Him; do not fret when people succeed in their ways, when they carry out their wicked schemes. Refrain from anger and turn from wrath; do not fret—it leads only to evil. For those who are evil will be destroyed, but those who hope in the Lord will inherit the land.” Psalm 37:7-9

Ronism

When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure

Ronosophy

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?