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Big Lizard Wisdom

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Favorite Verses

So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it

Dirt Word

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Ronism

If you are going to eat it don’t name it

Ronosophy

Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one.