Celebrity Fans
| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory