Celebrity Fans
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry