Celebrity Fans
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.
| The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |