Celebrity Fans
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
We view peoples portraits painted with the shattered blood stained brushes of their defeats and pain and losses rather than taking time to view the artist.
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
| To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are. |
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair