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Big Lizard Wisdom

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Favorite Verses

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.

Dirt Word

You have two choices in life.  To make something of yourself or be a stepping stone that allows someone else to do just that.  Be the step or be the staircase.

Ronism

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Ronosophy

Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.