Celebrity Fans
| Your perception determines your attitude and altitude. It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| 9-11, don’t just remember it, NEVER forget it. The heroes live on, the lives lost are now legends. Their silence is now our marching and battle cry. |