Celebrity Fans
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.