Celebrity Fans
Commit to the Lord, whatever you do and your plans will succeed
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
| Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first? |