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Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |