Celebrity Fans

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Big Lizard Wisdom

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Favorite Verses

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Dirt Word

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Ronism

Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here.

Ronosophy

Fear is actually having faith. Its just having faith it’s probably not gonna work out or go your way.