Celebrity Fans

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed

Favorite Verses

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Dirt Word

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Ronism

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

Ronosophy

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?