Contact

Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery
2605 Hwy 97
Lizard Lick, NC 27951

OFFICE HOURS: MONDAY – FRIDAY 9AM to 5PM

The Krew tries to answer all emails personally, but Ronnie (with two left thumbs) looks SO pathetic tapping away one letter at a time, we thought we should warn ya, it sometimes DOES take a little while for us to respond!

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Favorite Verses

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Dirt Word

You say “enough”, I say “more”. You say “stop”, I say “go”. You say “It’s too much”, I say “It’s not enough”. Perception – Don’t tap out; make life get tired of fighting.

Ronism

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Ronosophy

We view peoples portraits painted with the shattered blood stained brushes of their defeats and pain and losses rather than taking time to view the artist.