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Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery
2605 Hwy 97
Lizard Lick, NC 27951

OFFICE HOURS: MONDAY – FRIDAY 9AM to 5PM

The Krew tries to answer all emails personally, but Ronnie (with two left thumbs) looks SO pathetic tapping away one letter at a time, we thought we should warn ya, it sometimes DOES take a little while for us to respond!

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Favorite Verses

If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you.

Dirt Word

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Ronism

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Ronosophy

9-11, don’t just remember it, NEVER forget it.  The heroes live on, the lives lost are now legends.  Their silence is now our marching and battle cry.