Contact

Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery
2605 Hwy 97
Lizard Lick, NC 27951

OFFICE HOURS: MONDAY – FRIDAY 9AM to 5PM

The Krew tries to answer all emails personally, but Ronnie (with two left thumbs) looks SO pathetic tapping away one letter at a time, we thought we should warn ya, it sometimes DOES take a little while for us to respond!

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Favorite Verses

If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken.

Dirt Word

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Ronism

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Ronosophy

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?