Contact

Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery
2605 Hwy 97
Lizard Lick, NC 27951

OFFICE HOURS: MONDAY – FRIDAY 9AM to 5PM

The Krew tries to answer all emails personally, but Ronnie (with two left thumbs) looks SO pathetic tapping away one letter at a time, we thought we should warn ya, it sometimes DOES take a little while for us to respond!

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.

Favorite Verses

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.

Dirt Word

100 % of all divorces start with marriage

Ronism

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.