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Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery
2605 Hwy 97
Lizard Lick, NC 27951

OFFICE HOURS: MONDAY – FRIDAY 9AM to 5PM

The Krew tries to answer all emails personally, but Ronnie (with two left thumbs) looks SO pathetic tapping away one letter at a time, we thought we should warn ya, it sometimes DOES take a little while for us to respond!

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.

Favorite Verses

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Dirt Word

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.

 

Ronism

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Ronosophy

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.