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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.

Favorite Verses

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Dirt Word

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Ronism

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Ronosophy

The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost