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Big Lizard Wisdom

A broken clock is even right twice a day

Favorite Verses

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Dirt Word

Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.

Ronism

Despite the cost of living,  have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.

Ronosophy

If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.