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Big Lizard Wisdom

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.

Favorite Verses

Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.

Dirt Word

If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?

Ronism

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Ronosophy

You have two choices in life.  To make something of yourself or be a stepping stone that allows someone else to do just that.  Be the step or be the staircase.