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Big Lizard Wisdom

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Favorite Verses

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Dirt Word

What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.

Ronism

When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see

Ronosophy

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker