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Big Lizard Wisdom

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders

Favorite Verses

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Ronism

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty.

Ronosophy

Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see.