They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated. But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets. |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered. |
