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Big Lizard Wisdom

Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem.  Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference.

Favorite Verses

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Dirt Word

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?

Ronism

Everyone that comes and goes in your life does so for a reason. Think twice before you chase after them to come in, or follow them when they leave.

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.