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Big Lizard Wisdom

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

Favorite Verses

Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius.

Dirt Word

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.

Ronism

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Ronosophy

Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems