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Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Dirt Word

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Ronism

I used to think it was all about getting up.  But now I realize it’s about going on, not stopping, not quitting even if you have to crawl on your knees.

Ronosophy

Tough is not what you get by winning or succeeding, it’s the losses and failures that build toughness, thus allowing you the strength to win.