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Big Lizard Wisdom

Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.

Favorite Verses

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Dirt Word

My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.

Ronism

Hands hold, feet carry, eyes see, ears hear, but the heart feels. You can lose one of the above and still find your way, but lose your heart and you’re lost forever.

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.