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Big Lizard Wisdom

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Favorite Verses

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Dirt Word

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Ronism

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Ronosophy

You can be a problem today or you can solve a problem today. Today you will help someone or hinder someone. Who’s trying to help be a solution?