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Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |