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Big Lizard Wisdom

Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.

Favorite Verses

I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different.

Dirt Word

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.

Ronism

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.

Ronosophy

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.