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Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
| If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you. |
Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |