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Big Lizard Wisdom

A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.

Favorite Verses

Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.

Dirt Word

I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different.

Ronism

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

Ronosophy

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.