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Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.

Favorite Verses

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Dirt Word

If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide?

Ronism

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.

Ronosophy

Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered.