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Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

Favorite Verses

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Dirt Word

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Ronosophy

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.