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Big Lizard Wisdom

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Dirt Word

If you choose to ride ahead of the herd, make sure you look back often to see if it’s still there, because sometimes leading is about learning.

Ronism

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronosophy

Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn