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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Favorite Verses

A person is not defined by what they accomplish rather by what they were willing to try and accomplish on the heels of a failure.

Dirt Word

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Ronism

Hatred is the strongest and deadliest disease.  Not only does it eat away at your heart and life, it allows you to destroy the life of those you hate.

Ronosophy

When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power.