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Big Lizard Wisdom

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter.

Favorite Verses

I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’

Dirt Word

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Ronism

The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.

Ronosophy

Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius.