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Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Favorite Verses

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Dirt Word

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Ronism

With God all things are possible, not easy

Ronosophy

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.