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Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Favorite Verses

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Dirt Word

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are

Ronism

The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load.

Ronosophy

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.