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| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls. Thus neither can help the other out. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation. |