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Big Lizard Wisdom

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Favorite Verses

Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island

Dirt Word

Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon.

Ronism

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Ronosophy

You’ll prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption.  You can’t leave a legacy with anger rather carve one with passion.