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Big Lizard Wisdom

Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile

Favorite Verses

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Dirt Word

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.

Ronism

Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.

Ronosophy

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.