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| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
With God all things are possible, not easy
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |