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Big Lizard Wisdom

My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door

Favorite Verses

My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.

Dirt Word

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Ronism

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Ronosophy

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.