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Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker