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Big Lizard Wisdom

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

Favorite Verses

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Dirt Word

If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars

Ronism

Having faith isn’t hard. You have faith in your car that it will get you where you need to go. Why would you not have faith in God from whom all blessings flow?

Ronosophy

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?