Contact Amy

"*" indicates required fields

Yer Name*

Big Lizard Wisdom

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Favorite Verses

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Dirt Word

Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers

Ronism

If your days are filled with hate, your life will be filled with hurt.  Remember scars are tattoos with better stories but not self-inflicted ones.

Ronosophy

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.