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Big Lizard Wisdom

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Favorite Verses

You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right.  You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping.

Dirt Word

When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see

Ronism

If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes

Ronosophy

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.