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Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away

Favorite Verses

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Dirt Word

Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.

Ronism

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Ronosophy

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker