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Big Lizard Wisdom

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Favorite Verses

Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies.

Dirt Word

Love takes only seconds to fall in, years to truly understand it and a lifetime to get over

Ronism

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.