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Big Lizard Wisdom

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Favorite Verses

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.

Dirt Word

You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.

Ronism

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Ronosophy

If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick.