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Big Lizard Wisdom

Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.

Favorite Verses

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Dirt Word

When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word.

Ronism

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Ronosophy

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.