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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Favorite Verses

Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.

Dirt Word

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Ronism

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Ronosophy

Never underestimate the power of prayer.