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Big Lizard Wisdom

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Favorite Verses

Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.

Dirt Word

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.

Ronism

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Ronosophy

I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem?