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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you are going to eat it don’t name it

Favorite Verses

Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away.

Dirt Word

Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.

Ronism

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Ronosophy

Remember we’re all walking down the same road.  Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt.