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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Favorite Verses

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Dirt Word

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Ronism

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronosophy

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.