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Big Lizard Wisdom

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Favorite Verses

If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.

Dirt Word

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Ronism

I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it

Ronosophy

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.