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Big Lizard Wisdom

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.

Favorite Verses

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Dirt Word

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Ronism

If your days are filled with hate, your life will be filled with hurt.  Remember scars are tattoos with better stories but not self-inflicted ones.

Ronosophy

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?