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Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Favorite Verses

When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through.

Dirt Word

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Ronism

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronosophy

You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.