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Big Lizard Wisdom

If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use

Favorite Verses

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Dirt Word

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Ronism

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.

Ronosophy

If you hold on to anger it will only destroy you just as if you ingested rat poison and you were simply waiting for it to kill the rat you were after