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| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| You can say “I’m sorry”, but you can never fix the damage you do with hurtful words. Once the foundation is cracked if will never be as strong again. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |