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Big Lizard Wisdom

When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through.

Favorite Verses

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Dirt Word

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Ronism

Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets.

Ronosophy

People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.