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Big Lizard Wisdom

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Favorite Verses

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Dirt Word

Hate is a disease, while the impossible is nothing more than a opnion

Ronism

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.

Ronosophy

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”