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Big Lizard Wisdom

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.

Favorite Verses

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Dirt Word

Easter to some is just another day. To others it’s a day that changed eternity.  Believe what you want but bunnies don’t lay eggs and salvation wasn’t free.

Ronism

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue.  So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you?

Ronosophy

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.