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Big Lizard Wisdom

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.

Favorite Verses

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Dirt Word

No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember

Ronism

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Ronosophy

Never walk away from someone you need to someone you want