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Big Lizard Wisdom

I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know.

Favorite Verses

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Dirt Word

When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination.

Ronism

I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.

Ronosophy

When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad.  When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse.  Many times the worst hits are never punched.