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Big Lizard Wisdom

You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.

Favorite Verses

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?

Dirt Word

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Ronism

There’s two ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone is going to hire you to build there’s

Ronosophy

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.