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Big Lizard Wisdom

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Favorite Verses

Today you can step up or down.  You can step left or right.  You can step in or out.  Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping.

Dirt Word

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load

Ronism

You have two choices in life.  To make something of yourself or be a stepping stone that allows someone else to do just that.  Be the step or be the staircase.

Ronosophy

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.