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Big Lizard Wisdom

The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late.  So today will you be the bird or the worm?

Favorite Verses

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.

 

Dirt Word

The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.

Ronism

You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.

Ronosophy

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.