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Big Lizard Wisdom

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Favorite Verses

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Dirt Word

When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall.

Ronism

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Ronosophy

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.