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Big Lizard Wisdom

On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie.

Favorite Verses

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.

Dirt Word

What we do today doesn’t really take seed for several weeks.  We look for instant gratification aimlessly your laying foundations not foundering.

Ronism

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronosophy

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.