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| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |