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Big Lizard Wisdom

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”

Favorite Verses

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions

Dirt Word

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.

Ronism

Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.

Ronosophy

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.