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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Favorite Verses

Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away

Dirt Word

Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered.

Ronism

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Ronosophy

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.