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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Favorite Verses

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .

Dirt Word

Today you can step up or down.  You can step left or right.  You can step in or out.  Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping.

Ronism

When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather

Ronosophy

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”