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Big Lizard Wisdom

In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die

Favorite Verses

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Dirt Word

Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors

Ronism

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Ronosophy

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .