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Big Lizard Wisdom

Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.

Favorite Verses

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Dirt Word

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Ronism

Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island

Ronosophy

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions