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If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |