When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution. |
