Contact Amy

"*" indicates required fields

Yer Name*

Big Lizard Wisdom

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Favorite Verses

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Dirt Word

When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power.

Ronism

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Ronosophy

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.