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Big Lizard Wisdom

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”

Favorite Verses

You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die.

Dirt Word

It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t

Ronism

Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America

Ronosophy

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.