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Big Lizard Wisdom

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”

Favorite Verses

If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap.

Dirt Word

If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are

Ronism

Remember we’re all walking down the same road.  Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt.

Ronosophy

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell