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Big Lizard Wisdom

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Favorite Verses

There is a great difference in being successful and being famous.  Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful.  Which would you rather be?

Dirt Word

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Ronism

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Ronosophy

Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.