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Big Lizard Wisdom

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Favorite Verses

A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul.

Dirt Word

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Ronism

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Ronosophy

A best friend finds hope in your hurt, promise in your pain, support in your surrender and teaching in your trials and tribulations.  My wife is my best friend.