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Big Lizard Wisdom

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

Favorite Verses

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Dirt Word

Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it

Ronism

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Ronosophy

If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars