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The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |