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Big Lizard Wisdom

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Favorite Verses

News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook.  Yep, she’s that tough.

Dirt Word

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Ronism

The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory

Ronosophy

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle