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| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell