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Big Lizard Wisdom

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Favorite Verses

If you will look for your reflection in the eyes of those you want to inspire you will start to see the mirror they are becoming

Dirt Word

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.

Ronism

Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop.

Ronosophy

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.