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Big Lizard Wisdom

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Favorite Verses

Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view.

Dirt Word

If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars

Ronism

Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.

Ronosophy

What people see about you doesn’t matter.  If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out.