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Big Lizard Wisdom

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Favorite Verses

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Dirt Word

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Ronism

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Ronosophy

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.