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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Favorite Verses

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Dirt Word

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Ronism

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.

Ronosophy

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.