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Big Lizard Wisdom

In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it.  Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered

Favorite Verses

Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone.

Dirt Word

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Ronism

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.

Ronosophy

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.