Contact Amy
"*" indicates required fields
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.