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Big Lizard Wisdom

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Favorite Verses

God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off

Dirt Word

I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it

Ronism

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Ronosophy

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.