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Big Lizard Wisdom

Today is new.  Tomorrow is unknown. Yesterday is done. So you can live, plan or dwell, but your choice determines your destiny. Choose wisely.

Favorite Verses

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Dirt Word

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.