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Big Lizard Wisdom

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Favorite Verses

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Dirt Word

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.

Ronism

If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars

Ronosophy

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.