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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick.

Favorite Verses

Today is new.  Tomorrow is unknown. Yesterday is done. So you can live, plan or dwell, but your choice determines your destiny. Choose wisely.

Dirt Word

Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.

Ronism

The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late.  So today will you be the bird or the worm?

Ronosophy

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.