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Big Lizard Wisdom

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Favorite Verses

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Dirt Word

Commit to the Lord, whatever you do and your plans will succeed

Ronism

If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.