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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.

Favorite Verses

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Dirt Word

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Ronism

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Ronosophy

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.