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Big Lizard Wisdom

Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked.

Favorite Verses

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Dirt Word

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Ronism

Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.

Ronosophy

I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.