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Big Lizard Wisdom

Wound Wombat Worse Worry Wolves Woful Woeful Wort Woes Woopps Worsen Work Woesome Woggish Wolfish Wogs… All start with WO- woman hmmm just saying..

Favorite Verses

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Dirt Word

Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile

Ronism

Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans.  Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him

Ronosophy

Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.