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I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |