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| Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going. Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |