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| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes