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Big Lizard Wisdom

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Favorite Verses

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Dirt Word

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Ronism

You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute

Ronosophy

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it