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Big Lizard Wisdom

When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset.

Favorite Verses

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Dirt Word

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Ronism

Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so.

Ronosophy

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.