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Big Lizard Wisdom

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Favorite Verses

Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution.

Dirt Word

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Ronism

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.

Ronosophy

I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it