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Big Lizard Wisdom

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Favorite Verses

When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather

Dirt Word

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Ronism

Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter.

Ronosophy

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.