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Big Lizard Wisdom

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys.

Favorite Verses

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future

Dirt Word

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Ronism

When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure

Ronosophy

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.