| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |