If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
| Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts. |
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |