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Big Lizard Wisdom

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.

Favorite Verses

When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down

Dirt Word

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.

Ronism

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.

Ronosophy

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.