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Big Lizard Wisdom

When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power.

Favorite Verses

Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words

Dirt Word

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Ronism

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Ronosophy

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.