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Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them

Favorite Verses

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Dirt Word

Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets.

Ronism

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.

Ronosophy

When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.