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Big Lizard Wisdom

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Favorite Verses

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys.

Dirt Word

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Ronism

Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination

Ronosophy

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty.