| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
