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Big Lizard Wisdom

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Favorite Verses

The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it.

Dirt Word

Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts.

Ronism

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Ronosophy

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.