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Big Lizard Wisdom

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Favorite Verses

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Dirt Word

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

Ronism

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate

Ronosophy

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.