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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it

Favorite Verses

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Dirt Word

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Ronism

When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around

Ronosophy

Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.