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Big Lizard Wisdom

To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you.

Favorite Verses

In the end your life’s work will simply become a memory to many or to a few. Regardless, what matters is will it be a good memory or a bad one

Dirt Word

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes

Ronism

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Ronosophy

Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.