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Big Lizard Wisdom

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Favorite Verses

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.

Dirt Word

You can look at life through many eyes and glasses and see it from many points of view.  But remember those that can’t see at all and help them first.

Ronism

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Ronosophy

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.