| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are
| The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load. |
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
