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Big Lizard Wisdom

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Favorite Verses

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Dirt Word

To those that walk alone, saw the movie by themselves, are going to bed without anyone, to those left field tonight, I think of you, because I’ve been there.

Ronism

Today you can choose to pursue happiness or you can stop and create it. Your journey you call

Ronosophy

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker