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Big Lizard Wisdom

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Favorite Verses

Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right

Dirt Word

Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning.

Ronism

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronosophy

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.