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Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Favorite Verses

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Dirt Word

The only walls that will confine you are the ones that you build yourself

Ronism

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.

Ronosophy

It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down.