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Big Lizard Wisdom

Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk?

Favorite Verses

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Dirt Word

I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories.

Ronism

If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories.

Ronosophy

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.