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Big Lizard Wisdom

Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.

Favorite Verses

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Dirt Word

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronism

If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living.  Don’t repair rather revive yourself.

Ronosophy

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.