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Big Lizard Wisdom

Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.

Favorite Verses

Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.

Dirt Word

Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.

Ronism

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Ronosophy

Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim