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Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.

Favorite Verses

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Dirt Word

If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment.

Ronism

God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!

Ronosophy

At the Lick we never play hide and seek.  We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you.