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Big Lizard Wisdom

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”

Favorite Verses

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Dirt Word

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

Ronism

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Ronosophy

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.