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Big Lizard Wisdom

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Favorite Verses

It doesn’t take perspiration to fuel inspiration but it does take dedication to bring to fruition that which you wish to inspire others an you with.

Dirt Word

Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets.

Ronism

So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out

Ronosophy

Why is bra singular and panties plural?