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| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.