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Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Favorite Verses

So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out

Dirt Word

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Ronism

Having faith isn’t hard. You have faith in your car that it will get you where you need to go. Why would you not have faith in God from whom all blessings flow?

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.