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Big Lizard Wisdom

Moments are not validated until they become a memory. Memories are made only in the moment

Favorite Verses

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Dirt Word

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Ronism

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Ronosophy

When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around