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Big Lizard Wisdom

Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that.

Favorite Verses

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Dirt Word

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Ronism

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Ronosophy

Never walk away from someone you need to someone you want