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Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk.

Favorite Verses

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Dirt Word

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.

Ronism

You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory

Ronosophy

When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power.