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| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
If you are going to eat it don’t name it