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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it

Favorite Verses

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Dirt Word

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.

Ronism

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Ronosophy

If you hold on to anger it will only destroy you just as if you ingested rat poison and you were simply waiting for it to kill the rat you were after