Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
I am not as concerned with being right as I am with no being scared to be wrong
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
