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| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
If you want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him. not the one;s beside him