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Big Lizard Wisdom

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Favorite Verses

There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run.

Dirt Word

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Ronism

Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.

Ronosophy

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.