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One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |