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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you choose to ride ahead of the herd, make sure you look back often to see if it’s still there, because sometimes leading is about learning.

Favorite Verses

Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.

Dirt Word

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Ronism

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Ronosophy

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.