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Big Lizard Wisdom

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Favorite Verses

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

Dirt Word

9-11, don’t just remember it, NEVER forget it.  The heroes live on, the lives lost are now legends.  Their silence is now our marching and battle cry.

Ronism

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.