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Big Lizard Wisdom

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.

Favorite Verses

An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry

Dirt Word

Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.

Ronism

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Ronosophy

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.