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Big Lizard Wisdom

When you feel like you’ve had enough, lift your chin up because more is coming. It’s not what you defeat that defines you, but what’s left.  Don’t let what’s left defeat you.

Favorite Verses

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Dirt Word

Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route.  I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot

Ronism

Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.

Ronosophy

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?