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Big Lizard Wisdom

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.

Dirt Word

If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars

Ronism

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Ronosophy

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?