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Big Lizard Wisdom

Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that.

Favorite Verses

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Dirt Word

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Ronism

You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path.

Ronosophy

Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.