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Big Lizard Wisdom

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Favorite Verses

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Dirt Word

“For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ, for it is the power of God to salvation for everyone who believes, for the Jew first and also for the Greek.”  Romans 1:16

Ronism

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

Ronosophy

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?