Contact Ron

Big Lizard Wisdom

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Favorite Verses

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Dirt Word

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.

Ronism

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Ronosophy

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.