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Big Lizard Wisdom

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load

Favorite Verses

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Dirt Word

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future

Ronism

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Ronosophy

In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets.