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Big Lizard Wisdom

Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans.  Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him

Favorite Verses

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Dirt Word

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Ronism

I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’

Ronosophy

The booms of bombs, screaming of sirens, honking of horns and banging of base drum yet the loudest sound you’ll ever hear is still the silence of the dead.