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| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen
| What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |