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| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |