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Big Lizard Wisdom

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.

Favorite Verses

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

Dirt Word

Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave

Ronism

The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost

Ronosophy

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?