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Big Lizard Wisdom

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Favorite Verses

Tough is not what you get by winning or succeeding, it’s the losses and failures that build toughness, thus allowing you the strength to win.

Dirt Word

If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.

Ronism

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Ronosophy

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.