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Big Lizard Wisdom

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Favorite Verses

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Dirt Word

Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.

Ronism

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

Ronosophy

Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you.