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Big Lizard Wisdom

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.

Favorite Verses

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Dirt Word

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.

Ronism

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal

Ronosophy

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live