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How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!