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Big Lizard Wisdom

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.

Favorite Verses

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Dirt Word

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Ronism

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Ronosophy

To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are.