What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. |
