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Big Lizard Wisdom

When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure

Favorite Verses

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.

Dirt Word

You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.

Ronism

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Ronosophy

Be careful who you step on when you’re on your way up the ladder, because you will see them again on your way back down. We all are in the grind.