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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.

Favorite Verses

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

Dirt Word

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Ronism

If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes

Ronosophy

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”