| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it. Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered
