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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Favorite Verses

Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered.

Dirt Word

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.

Ronism

My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it.  Country doesn’t belong in the city.

Ronosophy

When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.