| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker. The Lick Life way of saying its all good in the Lizard hood. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
