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Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Favorite Verses

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Dirt Word

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Ronism

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Ronosophy

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter.