| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
