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Big Lizard Wisdom

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Favorite Verses

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Dirt Word

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.

Ronism

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Ronosophy

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses