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Big Lizard Wisdom

You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.

Favorite Verses

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Dirt Word

Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay.

Ronism

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Ronosophy

When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination.