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Big Lizard Wisdom

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Favorite Verses

Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is

Dirt Word

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.

Ronism

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Ronosophy

Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.