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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Favorite Verses

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Dirt Word

If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?

Ronism

Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay.

Ronosophy

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?