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Big Lizard Wisdom

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!

Favorite Verses

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.

Dirt Word

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Ronism

If your days are filled with hate, your life will be filled with hurt.  Remember scars are tattoos with better stories but not self-inflicted ones.

Ronosophy

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses