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Big Lizard Wisdom

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.

Favorite Verses

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Dirt Word

Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen.  So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting.

Ronism

Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.

Ronosophy

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.