You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.
