| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| You have two choices in life. To make something of yourself or be a stepping stone that allows someone else to do just that. Be the step or be the staircase. |
