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Big Lizard Wisdom

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Favorite Verses

Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave

Dirt Word

Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words

Ronism

Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.

Ronosophy

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?