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Big Lizard Wisdom

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Favorite Verses

Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together.  Leave them scattered on the floor and move on.  What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind.

Dirt Word

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Ronism

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Ronosophy

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal