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Big Lizard Wisdom

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.

Favorite Verses

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Dirt Word

I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories.

Ronism

How deep do you have to dig into your soul to find your dignity? If you can’t seem to find it then maybe your values are buried too deep under your acts.

Ronosophy

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.