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Big Lizard Wisdom

Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you.

Favorite Verses

If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars

Dirt Word

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Ronism

Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right

Ronosophy

Why is bra singular and panties plural?