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Big Lizard Wisdom

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

Favorite Verses

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.

Dirt Word

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Ronism

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Ronosophy

Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered.