| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
| It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down. |
