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Big Lizard Wisdom

Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter.

Favorite Verses

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.

Dirt Word

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Ronism

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Ronosophy

“Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has said, ‘Never will I leave you; never will I forsake you.’ So we say with confidence, The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can mere mortals do to me?” Hebrews 13:5-6