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Big Lizard Wisdom

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.

Favorite Verses

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Ronism

God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off

Ronosophy

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?