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Big Lizard Wisdom

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Favorite Verses

Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon.

Dirt Word

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Ronism

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Ronosophy

What you say does not purify you .  Where you live doesn’t identify you.  What you do doesn’t solidify you.  Your beliefs are what both defy and define you.