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Big Lizard Wisdom

Never try to run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard barn. To catch a dream you can’t chase it, rather you intercept it on the highway of hard work.

Favorite Verses

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Dirt Word

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.

Ronism

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?

Ronosophy

He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day