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If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.