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Big Lizard Wisdom

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Favorite Verses

A best friend finds hope in your hurt, promise in your pain, support in your surrender and teaching in your trials and tribulations.  My wife is my best friend.

Dirt Word

You will never be able to come what you were destined to be unless you let go of what you are now

Ronism

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Ronosophy

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.