| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
