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Big Lizard Wisdom

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Favorite Verses

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Dirt Word

The garden of life is filled with snakes.  When reaching for a rose you might be bit.  Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake.  Choose wisely.

Ronism

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Ronosophy

It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them