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Big Lizard Wisdom

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Favorite Verses

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Dirt Word

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Ronism

Never underestimate the power of prayer.

Ronosophy

You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses.