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Big Lizard Wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Favorite Verses

Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors

Dirt Word

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Ronism

A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.

Ronosophy

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.