Contact Lizard Lick Krew

"*" indicates required fields

Yer Name*

Big Lizard Wisdom

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Favorite Verses

When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset.

Dirt Word

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Ronism

Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so.

Ronosophy

100 % of all divorces start with marriage