| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through. |
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |
| There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
