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Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Favorite Verses

“Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.”  Matthew 7:13-14

Dirt Word

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Ronism

Today you can choose to pursue happiness or you can stop and create it. Your journey you call

Ronosophy

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.