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Big Lizard Wisdom

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”

Favorite Verses

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Dirt Word

Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space

Ronism

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.

 

Ronosophy

Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem.  Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference.