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Big Lizard Wisdom

Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Dirt Word

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.

Ronism

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Ronosophy

There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run.