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| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through. |