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Big Lizard Wisdom

A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend.

Favorite Verses

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Dirt Word

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Ronism

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Ronosophy

No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember