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Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Favorite Verses

Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see.

Dirt Word

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.

Ronism

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Ronosophy

Wound Wombat Worse Worry Wolves Woful Woeful Wort Woes Woopps Worsen Work Woesome Woggish Wolfish Wogs… All start with WO- woman hmmm just saying..