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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.

Favorite Verses

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Dirt Word

People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths  not my weaknesses.

Ronism

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.

Ronosophy

The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory