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Big Lizard Wisdom

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand

Favorite Verses

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Dirt Word

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Ronism

Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.

Ronosophy

There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run.