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Big Lizard Wisdom

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Favorite Verses

On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie.

Dirt Word

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Ronism

Limitations, lack of ability or disability can’t hold you back, the only thing that can is fear

Ronosophy

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.