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U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
| It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it. |
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.