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Big Lizard Wisdom

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Favorite Verses

“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9

Dirt Word

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Ronism

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.