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Big Lizard Wisdom

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Favorite Verses

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Dirt Word

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Ronism

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Ronosophy

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?