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Big Lizard Wisdom

When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.

Favorite Verses

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Dirt Word

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Ronism

I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories.

Ronosophy

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker