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Big Lizard Wisdom

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Favorite Verses

Pride is hard to swallow, easy to have, simple to show, difficult to hide. Pride can be a building block or a blockade. Control it, don’t let it control you.

Dirt Word

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronism

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Ronosophy

When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection.