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Big Lizard Wisdom

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Favorite Verses

A broken clock is even right twice a day

Dirt Word

Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.

Ronism

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Ronosophy

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”