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Big Lizard Wisdom

When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see

Favorite Verses

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Dirt Word

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.

Ronism

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.

Ronosophy

Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone.