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Big Lizard Wisdom

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Favorite Verses

If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you.

Dirt Word

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Ronism

God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!

Ronosophy

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.