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Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Favorite Verses

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Dirt Word

Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem.  Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference.

Ronism

Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter.

Ronosophy

The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes