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Big Lizard Wisdom

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Favorite Verses

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Dirt Word

Your freedom took a soldiers life. Your life took a savior’s sacrifice. Old glory still waves at the foot of an old rugged cross.

Ronism

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Ronosophy

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.