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They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.