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Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s been a rough day.  I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule.  Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith

Favorite Verses

The only way you will ever see the shadows that are cast in your like , is to turn away from the striking

Dirt Word

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Ronism

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Ronosophy

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.