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Big Lizard Wisdom

Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll.

Favorite Verses

“Jesus replied, ‘Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done.” Matthew 21:21

Dirt Word

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.

Ronism

Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.

Ronosophy

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.