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Big Lizard Wisdom

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Favorite Verses

Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered.

Dirt Word

Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure

Ronism

Never try to run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard barn. To catch a dream you can’t chase it, rather you intercept it on the highway of hard work.

Ronosophy

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.