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Big Lizard Wisdom

You have two choices in life.  To make something of yourself or be a stepping stone that allows someone else to do just that.  Be the step or be the staircase.

Favorite Verses

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Dirt Word

Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts.

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Ronosophy

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.