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Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |