| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
