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Big Lizard Wisdom

Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see.

Favorite Verses

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Dirt Word

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.

Ronism

I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.

Ronosophy

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?