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Big Lizard Wisdom

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Favorite Verses

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Dirt Word

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2

Ronism

To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are.

Ronosophy

Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward