Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty. So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
