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Big Lizard Wisdom

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Favorite Verses

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Dirt Word

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Ronism

Despite the cost of living,  have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.

Ronosophy

Fear is actually having faith. Its just having faith it’s probably not gonna work out or go your way.