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Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Favorite Verses

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?

Dirt Word

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

Ronism

When the world becomes quiet the silence in my mind hits it’s loudest settings

Ronosophy

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.