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Big Lizard Wisdom

Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.

Favorite Verses

God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off

Dirt Word

What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?

Ronism

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Ronosophy

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle