| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
| “But those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.” Isaiah 40:31 |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |