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Big Lizard Wisdom

More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin

Favorite Verses

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Dirt Word

My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.

Ronism

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Ronosophy

I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.