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Big Lizard Wisdom

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.

Favorite Verses

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Dirt Word

Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route.  I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot

Ronism

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronosophy

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.