| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| Forgiveness is the first step to happiness. If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness. |
