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Big Lizard Wisdom

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Favorite Verses

I learned today that a child’s hug can heal a hurt, their kiss heal a heart, and their love heal a life. Thank you, god, for my kids.

Dirt Word

Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.

Ronism

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.

Ronosophy

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”