When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not. If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t. If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
