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Big Lizard Wisdom

Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk?

Favorite Verses

The tongue is the strongest muscle ounce for ounce you have, That’s why it can tear down lives or create hope in seconds, flex it for the latter.

Dirt Word

Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius.

Ronism

Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked.

Ronosophy

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.