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Big Lizard Wisdom

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2

Favorite Verses

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Dirt Word

I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.

Ronism

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Ronosophy

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.