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Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.

Favorite Verses

Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so.

Dirt Word

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.

Ronism

It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk.

Ronosophy

Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.