| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
| In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon. |
Moments are not validated until they become a memory. Memories are made only in the moment
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
