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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars

Favorite Verses

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Dirt Word

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Ronism

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Ronosophy

Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile