Contact Lizard Lick Krew
"*" indicates required fields
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
| Hatred is the strongest and deadliest disease. Not only does it eat away at your heart and life, it allows you to destroy the life of those you hate. |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |