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| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.