No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
