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Big Lizard Wisdom

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.

Favorite Verses

When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad.  When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse.  Many times the worst hits are never punched.

Dirt Word

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.

Ronism

Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.

Ronosophy

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.