For Sale from Lizard Lick

All items listed are for sale at Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery in Wendell, NC and must be picked up at this location also. For more details on these items you can call 919-365-4388.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.

Favorite Verses

Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.

Dirt Word

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Ronism

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Ronosophy

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.