Big Lizard Wisdom

If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.

Favorite Verses

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Dirt Word

Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius.

Ronism

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Ronosophy

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.