Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |
Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.
