| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| “Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.” I Peter 5:7 |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
