Big Lizard Wisdom

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.

Favorite Verses

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Dirt Word

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Ronism

Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward

Ronosophy

Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag.