Big Lizard Wisdom

When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection.

Favorite Verses

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Dirt Word

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Ronism

Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away.

Ronosophy

If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap.