Big Lizard Wisdom

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Favorite Verses

Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is

Dirt Word

Your freedom took a soldiers life. Your life took a savior’s sacrifice. Old glory still waves at the foot of an old rugged cross.

Ronism

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Ronosophy

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area