| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
