Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Favorite Verses

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal

Dirt Word

Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn

Ronism

Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see.

Ronosophy

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.