Big Lizard Wisdom

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.

Favorite Verses

Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed

Dirt Word

“For our light and momentary troubles are achieving for us an eternal glory that far outweighs them all. So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen, since what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.” 2Cor. 4:17-18

Ronism

You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.

Ronosophy

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.