You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
