Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Favorite Verses

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Dirt Word

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Ronism

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!

Ronosophy

Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So keep digging or start climbing.