Big Lizard Wisdom

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.

Favorite Verses

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Dirt Word

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Ronism

Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure

Ronosophy

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us