| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
1 is a powerful number. One word can start a war, one friend can make a difference, one punch can take a life and one Savior can change the world
I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.
