| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.
| When you look back will your life savings be house, money, land, or the family you built and the love that is there? Where do your values lay? |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
