Big Lizard Wisdom

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Favorite Verses

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Dirt Word

Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers

Ronism

Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.