Big Lizard Wisdom

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Favorite Verses

God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!

Dirt Word

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.

Ronism

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Ronosophy

My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it.  Country doesn’t belong in the city.