Big Lizard Wisdom

100 % of all divorces start with marriage

Favorite Verses

When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around

Dirt Word

Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that.

Ronism

There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures.

Ronosophy

There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run.