| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see. |
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
