| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
| “I will make you into a great nation, and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing.” Genesis 12:2 |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |