Big Lizard Wisdom

If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Dirt Word

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Ronism

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions

Ronosophy

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”