| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
| Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing. |