| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |