Big Lizard Wisdom

When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure

Favorite Verses

The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes

Dirt Word

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders

Ronism

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.

Ronosophy

Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America