| “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.” Matthew 11:28-29 |
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
