The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together. Leave them scattered on the floor and move on. What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
