If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
