| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
