| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |
