Big Lizard Wisdom

When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination.

Favorite Verses

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders

Dirt Word

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronism

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes

Ronosophy

Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing.