| Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls. Thus neither can help the other out. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs