Big Lizard Wisdom

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Favorite Verses

What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?

Dirt Word

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Ronism

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.

Ronosophy

If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken.