Big Lizard Wisdom

Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again.

Favorite Verses

I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.

Dirt Word

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.

Ronism

Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius.

Ronosophy

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.