| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated. But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets. |
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.
