Big Lizard Wisdom

In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets.

Favorite Verses

At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face

Dirt Word

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Ronism

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Ronosophy

If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful.  You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows.