| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |
| There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
