| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
Love takes only seconds to fall in, years to truly understand it and a lifetime to get over
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
