Big Lizard Wisdom

When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood.  Be a victor not a victim.

Favorite Verses

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Dirt Word

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronism

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.

Ronosophy

The garden of life is filled with snakes.  When reaching for a rose you might be bit.  Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake.  Choose wisely.