Big Lizard Wisdom

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Favorite Verses

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Dirt Word

Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn

Ronism

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Ronosophy

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.