| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
In life we we do not have to be the best, we only have to try our best
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
