Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
