You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
