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Big Lizard Wisdom

Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers

Favorite Verses

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.

 

Dirt Word

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronism

You wanna win her life then make her your world

Ronosophy

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?