Big Lizard Wisdom

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Favorite Verses

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.

Dirt Word

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronism

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Ronosophy

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.