What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
