Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13 |
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
