| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
