Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Favorite Verses

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Dirt Word

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Ronism

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Ronosophy

Worry is the most horrific of diseases so many folks are sick due to nothing more than anxiety and fear of the unknown.  What good does it do?