I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.
