Big Lizard Wisdom

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Favorite Verses

The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory

Dirt Word

I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem?

Ronism

Today you can step up or down.  You can step left or right.  You can step in or out.  Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping.

Ronosophy

Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you.