| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not. If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t. If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!
| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |
