A broken clock is even right twice a day
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
| “When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2 |