| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
