The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
| “For our light and momentary troubles are achieving for us an eternal glory that far outweighs them all. So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen, since what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.” 2Cor. 4:17-18 |
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.