Big Lizard Wisdom

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.

Favorite Verses

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Dirt Word

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Ronism

When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down

Ronosophy

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.