Big Lizard Wisdom

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Favorite Verses

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.

Dirt Word

Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated.  But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets.

Ronism

Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.

Ronosophy

Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.