When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
