Big Lizard Wisdom

Your freedom took a soldiers life. Your life took a savior’s sacrifice. Old glory still waves at the foot of an old rugged cross.

Favorite Verses

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Dirt Word

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Ronism

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Ronosophy

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.