Big Lizard Wisdom

Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain

Favorite Verses

It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down.

Dirt Word

I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know.

Ronism

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronosophy

In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it.  Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered