| Forgiveness is the first step to happiness. If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness. |
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |