Big Lizard Wisdom

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.

Favorite Verses

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Dirt Word

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Ronism

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Ronosophy

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath