Big Lizard Wisdom

When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination.

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Dirt Word

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Ronism

“Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.” I Peter 5:7

Ronosophy

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.