I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| Problems, you can face them head on, or run away, but when racing one of great proportion, choose the action, do not let the action be chosen for you. |
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
