It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
| Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution. |
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |