Big Lizard Wisdom

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Favorite Verses

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.

Dirt Word

Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you.

Ronism

“I will make you into a great nation, and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing.” Genesis 12:2

Ronosophy

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.