Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Favorite Verses

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Dirt Word

Too many folks are busy being alive but not living.  We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death.

Ronism

My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door

Ronosophy

I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it