| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
