Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Favorite Verses

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Dirt Word

Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America

Ronism

Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.

Ronosophy

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.