I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
