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Big Lizard Wisdom

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Favorite Verses

Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island

Dirt Word

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

Ronism

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.

Ronosophy

Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is