30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |