30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose