30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.

Favorite Verses

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Dirt Word

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Ronism

You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries

Ronosophy

If we stop loving possessions and using people and start loving people and using possessions we will discover we are again live rather than living