30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
| Moon Rising, the end of the day or the beginning of the night? Different views, same scenery. Moonlight is reflected sunlight. What’s your reflection? |
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”