30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand

Favorite Verses

“Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.”  Matthew 7:13-14

Dirt Word

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Ronism

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Ronosophy

Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.