30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.

Favorite Verses

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter.

Dirt Word

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!

Ronism

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Ronosophy

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.