30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out