30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.