30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay. |
| Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first? |
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather