30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
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| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
| 9-11, don’t just remember it, NEVER forget it. The heroes live on, the lives lost are now legends. Their silence is now our marching and battle cry. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself