30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Favorite Verses

Tough is not what you get by winning or succeeding, it’s the losses and failures that build toughness, thus allowing you the strength to win.

Dirt Word

It doesn’t take perspiration to fuel inspiration but it does take dedication to bring to fruition that which you wish to inspire others an you with.

Ronism

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Ronosophy

You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.