30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile