30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it. |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
| The only way you can see shadows is to look down or back. If you focus ahead and push onward the view will always be bright, and at times blinding. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs