30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2
| “Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.” Philippians 4:6 |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |