30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Today’s simply yesterday rolled into hope and yesterday is today rolled into regrets. All we have left is tomorrow which hasn’t been rolled yet. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
| “Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” Philippians 4:8 |
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |