30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |