30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty.

Favorite Verses

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Dirt Word

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Ronism

You say “enough”, I say “more”. You say “stop”, I say “go”. You say “It’s too much”, I say “It’s not enough”. Perception – Don’t tap out; make life get tired of fighting.

Ronosophy

When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure