30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Favorite Verses

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Dirt Word

Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in.  They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out

Ronism

Despite the cost of living,  have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.

Ronosophy

In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets.