30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.