30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Favorite Verses

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker.  The Lick Life way of saying its all good in the Lizard hood.

Dirt Word

Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen.  So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting.

Ronism

I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it

Ronosophy

The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load.