30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .
Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
| In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon. |