30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Favorite Verses

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Dirt Word

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

Ronism

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Ronosophy

Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone.