30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
We all face struggles we all have turmoil some of us are just better at hiding it than others are, lean on the One that can handle it all
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?