30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die. |
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it