30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Favorite Verses

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Dirt Word

“Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination.

Ronism

With God all things are possible, not easy

Ronosophy

Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen.  So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting.