30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad. When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse. Many times the worst hits are never punched. |
| When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society. |
Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either