30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it. Country doesn’t belong in the city. |
| When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |