30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries

Favorite Verses

I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’

Dirt Word

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.

Ronism

Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.

Ronosophy

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?