30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.

Favorite Verses

If you stop when the sun sets on your dreams you’ll never see the light that the stars can infuse.  Success is sometimes found in darkness.

Dirt Word

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Ronism

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Ronosophy

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.