30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Love takes only seconds to fall in, years to truly understand it and a lifetime to get over
| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
| “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1 |
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |