30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Favorite Verses

Too many folks are busy being alive but not living.  We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death.

Dirt Word

What we do today doesn’t really take seed for several weeks.  We look for instant gratification aimlessly your laying foundations not foundering.

Ronism

I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.

Ronosophy

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys.