30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |