| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
| If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |