30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay. |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
| Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered. |