30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
| What we do today doesn’t really take seed for several weeks. We look for instant gratification aimlessly your laying foundations not foundering. |
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off