30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up.  I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories.

Favorite Verses

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.

Dirt Word

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Ronism

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Ronosophy

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.