30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first? |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door