30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers