30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Hatred is the strongest and deadliest disease.  Not only does it eat away at your heart and life, it allows you to destroy the life of those you hate.

Favorite Verses

Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon.

Dirt Word

If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked.  Bites happen.

Ronism

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Ronosophy

Despite the cost of living,  have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.