30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
| “Jesus replied, ‘Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done.” Matthew 21:21 |