30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked.

Favorite Verses

I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know.

Dirt Word

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Ronism

If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked.  Bites happen.

Ronosophy

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.