30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |