30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down. |
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |