30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
| It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down. |
| Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going. Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.