30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |