30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
| “Jesus replied, ‘Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done.” Matthew 21:21 |
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?