30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions

Favorite Verses

Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors

Dirt Word

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Ronism

Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay.

Ronosophy

My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it.  Country doesn’t belong in the city.