30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
| In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon. |
Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it
Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.