30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it