30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Favorite Verses

When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around

Dirt Word

If your days are filled with hate, your life will be filled with hurt.  Remember scars are tattoos with better stories but not self-inflicted ones.

Ronism

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Ronosophy

Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter.