30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1 |
Commit to the Lord, whatever you do and your plans will succeed
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |