30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Favorite Verses

You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses.

Dirt Word

Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated.  But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets.

Ronism

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Ronosophy

Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure