30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
| You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die. |