30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| “Whatever we ask we receive from Him, because we keep His commandments and do the things that are pleasing in His sight.” 1 John 3:22 |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.