30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad.  When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse.  Many times the worst hits are never punched.

Favorite Verses

When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society.

Dirt Word

Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words

Ronism

If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you.

Ronosophy

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either