30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.

Favorite Verses

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Dirt Word

Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.

Ronism

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Ronosophy

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?