30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power.

Favorite Verses

Limitations, lack of ability or disability can’t hold you back, the only thing that can is fear

Dirt Word

I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different.

Ronism

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Ronosophy

If you  want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him.  not the one;s beside him