30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.