30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |