30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses.

Favorite Verses

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Dirt Word

A rose withers, a mountain crumbles, a tree dies, a river dries up, everything ceases eventually.  Life stops but not because of you, rather for you.

Ronism

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Ronosophy

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.