30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment.

Favorite Verses

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.

Dirt Word

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate

Ronism

Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.

Ronosophy

When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather