30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |