30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.
In life we we do not have to be the best, we only have to try our best
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles