30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |