30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
Limitations, lack of ability or disability can’t hold you back, the only thing that can is fear
| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
If you want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him. not the one;s beside him