30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| “Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” Philippians 4:8 |
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |