30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.

Favorite Verses

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Dirt Word

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.

Ronism

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Ronosophy

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.