30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
| Remember, the snail made it to the ark through perseverance. Today’s stone is tomorrow’s step. Determination or extermination, your choice. |
| When you feel like you’ve had enough, lift your chin up because more is coming. It’s not what you defeat that defines you, but what’s left. Don’t let what’s left defeat you. |