30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |