30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.