30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
In life we we do not have to be the best, we only have to try our best
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |