30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |