30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s two ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone is going to hire you to build there’s

Favorite Verses

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Dirt Word

People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.

Ronism

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

Ronosophy

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.