30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |