30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Favorite Verses

Hands hold, feet carry, eyes see, ears hear, but the heart feels. You can lose one of the above and still find your way, but lose your heart and you’re lost forever.

Dirt Word

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.

Ronism

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Ronosophy

The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it.