30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.