30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.
So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |