30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |