30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| “Jesus answered, ‘I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me’.” John 14:6 |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs