30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars