30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
If you want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him. not the one;s beside him