| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.