30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
| Too many folks are busy being alive but not living. We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death. |