30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up. I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories. |
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area