30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| “For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ, for it is the power of God to salvation for everyone who believes, for the Jew first and also for the Greek.” Romans 1:16 |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing. |
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |