30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |