30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |