30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
| Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going. Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream. |