30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity