30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.