30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Favorite Verses

Well it’s like this, to make a difference you gotta be different. Wear it and preach on, living the word is not just speaking it

Dirt Word

Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked.

Ronism

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Ronosophy

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.