30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |