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There’s two ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone is going to hire you to build there’s
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |