30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.
| If you stop when the sun sets on your dreams you’ll never see the light that the stars can infuse. Success is sometimes found in darkness. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |