30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load.

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Dirt Word

If you choose to ride ahead of the herd, make sure you look back often to see if it’s still there, because sometimes leading is about learning.

Ronism

The only way you will ever see the shadows that are cast in your like , is to turn away from the striking

Ronosophy

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.