30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
Today we remember 9-11, but I urge you to remember the sacrifices and lives lost and our soldiers and first responders EVERY day not just today.
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |