30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| You say “enough”, I say “more”. You say “stop”, I say “go”. You say “It’s too much”, I say “It’s not enough”. Perception – Don’t tap out; make life get tired of fighting. |
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure