30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13 |
| Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem. Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference. |
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |