30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
| Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon. |
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are
| My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it. Country doesn’t belong in the city. |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |