30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
| If you want to impress me, don’t talk about yourself. Rather talk about the people that made you who you are. You were molded. Teach me about the potter. |
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |