30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry
Stop looking at life outside the box. Look at it as if there is no box at all