30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon. |
There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
“Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.” Matthew 7:13-14