30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Favorite Verses

My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.

Dirt Word

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Ronism

If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.

Ronosophy

Remember your life viewed will always carry more weight than your life views spoken–when people meet and watch you they value your acts as gold and you words as copper–if your lifestyle and words disagree then people will judge you by your actions and reject everything you say– thus making your impact worthless– stop telling start showing.