30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| To those that walk alone, saw the movie by themselves, are going to bed without anyone, to those left field tonight, I think of you, because I’ve been there. |
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |