30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word. |
| You can look at life through many eyes and glasses and see it from many points of view. But remember those that can’t see at all and help them first. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |