30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate

Favorite Verses

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Dirt Word

Fear is actually having faith. Its just having faith it’s probably not gonna work out or go your way.

Ronism

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Ronosophy

“So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.” Isaiah 41:10