30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.

Favorite Verses

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Dirt Word

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.

Ronism

My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it.  Country doesn’t belong in the city.

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.