30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
| Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it