30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
| It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down. |