30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward