30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories. |
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself