30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Favorite Verses

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Dirt Word

Limitations, lack of ability or disability can’t hold you back, the only thing that can is fear

Ronism

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.

Ronosophy

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?