30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.

Favorite Verses

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Ronism

Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right

Ronosophy

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.