30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Favorite Verses

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter.

Dirt Word

100 % of all divorces start with marriage

Ronism

Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter.

Ronosophy

Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity