30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.