30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out
It doesn’t take perspiration to fuel inspiration but it does take dedication to bring to fruition that which you wish to inspire others an you with.
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |