30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it. |
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |