30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
| To those that walk alone, saw the movie by themselves, are going to bed without anyone, to those left field tonight, I think of you, because I’ve been there. |