30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.