30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| To the ones who feel alone, seem lost, think nobody cares, go to bed alone, cry with no shoulder, and the ones in the left field, I respect you, because I used to be you. |
You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.