30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Favorite Verses

The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost

Dirt Word

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Ronism

Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it

Ronosophy

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either