30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it

Favorite Verses

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Dirt Word

The difference in a good leader & a great leader are found in their failures.  For a good leader tries not to fail, a great one never fails to try.

Ronism

Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed

Ronosophy

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal