At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |