| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
| Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are. |