At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |