At the Lick for Lickmas 2014

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Big Lizard Wisdom

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Favorite Verses

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Dirt Word

Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so.

Ronism

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Ronosophy

Too many folks are busy being alive but not living.  We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death.