At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |
| Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |