I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| “Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has said, ‘Never will I leave you; never will I forsake you.’ So we say with confidence, The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can mere mortals do to me?” Hebrews 13:5-6 |
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |