At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
| The garden of life is filled with snakes. When reaching for a rose you might be bit. Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake. Choose wisely. |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |