30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something
Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.
When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.