30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
