Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |