What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.