Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| Your perception determines your attitude and altitude. It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |