Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |
Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |