Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Favorite Verses

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.

Dirt Word

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Ronism

Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets.

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs