| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |