| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
| “Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination. |
It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |