Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
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