Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory