Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories.

Favorite Verses

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.

Dirt Word

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?

Ronism

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Ronosophy

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.