| “Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9 |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
Love takes only seconds to fall in, years to truly understand it and a lifetime to get over
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |