Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Favorite Verses

“Jesus answered, ‘I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me’.”  John 14:6

Dirt Word

1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.

Ronism

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronosophy

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.