I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
A broken clock is even right twice a day
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |