Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |