Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick.

Favorite Verses

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Dirt Word

“I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13

Ronism

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Ronosophy

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.