Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run. |
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair