Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |