Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right. You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping. |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.