Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run. |