Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?

Favorite Verses

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Ronism

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Ronosophy

There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures.