Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first? |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |