Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
Don’t yell at me. Talk to me. Don’t criticize me. Praise me. Don’t hit me, Hug me. Don’t push me away, pull me towards you. The wants of a child.