Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see

Favorite Verses

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Dirt Word

I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through.

Ronism

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Ronosophy

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.