Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.

Favorite Verses

Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.

Dirt Word

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Ronism

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronosophy

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.