Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Favorite Verses

We view peoples portraits painted with the shattered blood stained brushes of their defeats and pain and losses rather than taking time to view the artist.

Dirt Word

I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem?

Ronism

When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad.  When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse.  Many times the worst hits are never punched.

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.