Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!

Favorite Verses

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Dirt Word

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Ronism

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load

Ronosophy

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.