Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |