| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |