Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| Moon Rising, the end of the day or the beginning of the night? Different views, same scenery. Moonlight is reflected sunlight. What’s your reflection? |
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen