Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Favorite Verses

You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.

Dirt Word

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.

Ronism

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Ronosophy

If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken.