| If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories. |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see? |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |