Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |