Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

“Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination.

Favorite Verses

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Dirt Word

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronism

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Ronosophy

Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself