Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |