Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Favorite Verses

A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.

Dirt Word

If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful.  You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows.

Ronism

Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.

Ronosophy

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.