Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty.

Favorite Verses

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Dirt Word

Never walk away from someone you need to someone you want

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Ronosophy

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.