Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts. |
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |