Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Favorite Verses

Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination

Dirt Word

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Ronism

What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?

Ronosophy

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.