Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up. I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories. |
Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |