| When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination. |
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.