Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |