Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |