Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |