Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it

Favorite Verses

Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here.

Dirt Word

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Ronism

A broken clock is even right twice a day

Ronosophy

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.