Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Favorite Verses

To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you.

Dirt Word

You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are.

Ronism

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Ronosophy

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker