If you will look for your reflection in the eyes of those you want to inspire you will start to see the mirror they are becoming
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |