Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
| Scared-huge, Afraid-everyday, skeptical-always, traumatized-regularly, but none will keep me from fighting onward. Love conquers all. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |