Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Favorite Verses

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Dirt Word

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Ronism

Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution.

Ronosophy

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.