| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
| “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13 |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.