Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Favorite Verses

When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around

Dirt Word

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Ronism

What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?

Ronosophy

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.