Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?