Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Favorite Verses

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Dirt Word

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Ronism

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

Ronosophy

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.