Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| “Whatever we ask we receive from Him, because we keep His commandments and do the things that are pleasing in His sight.” 1 John 3:22 |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it. Country doesn’t belong in the city. |
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |