Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| “Whatever we ask we receive from Him, because we keep His commandments and do the things that are pleasing in His sight.” 1 John 3:22 |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live