Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |