Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Favorite Verses

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips

Dirt Word

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.

Ronism

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”

Ronosophy

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions