Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

“Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to Him, and He will make your paths straight.”  Proverbs 3: 5-6

Favorite Verses

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Dirt Word

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Ronism

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Ronosophy

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.