Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |