Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Favorite Verses

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Dirt Word

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Ronism

Don’t prejudge me, try & understand me. Don’t look at what I did. Watch and see what I will do. Don’t see who I am, but see who I will become in life.

Ronosophy

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.