Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society.

Favorite Verses

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Dirt Word

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Ronism

The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory

Ronosophy

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it