Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken. |