| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
Never walk away from someone you need to someone you want
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |