Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |