Charlotte Fair in Charlotte NC May 9, 2015

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Favorite Verses

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.

Dirt Word

No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember

Ronism

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Ronosophy

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.