| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes