When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away