Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers