Chief Logan Hunting and Fishing Expo – Logan WV
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |