The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember