| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |