Chief Logan Hunting and Fishing Expo – Logan WV

Big Lizard Wisdom

You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries

Favorite Verses

Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.

Dirt Word

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Ronism

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Ronosophy

Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away