| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
| Hands hold, feet carry, eyes see, ears hear, but the heart feels. You can lose one of the above and still find your way, but lose your heart and you’re lost forever. |