| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking
| Be careful who you step on when you’re on your way up the ladder, because you will see them again on your way back down. We all are in the grind. |