Chief Logan Hunting and Fishing Expo – Logan WV

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Dirt Word

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Ronism

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Ronosophy

The difference in a good leader & a great leader are found in their failures.  For a good leader tries not to fail, a great one never fails to try.