Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.
Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.