| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
| “When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2 |