Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.