| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| I learned today that a child’s hug can heal a hurt, their kiss heal a heart, and their love heal a life. Thank you, god, for my kids. |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity