| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems