Chief Logan Hunting and Fishing Expo – Logan WV
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |