| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
God is always there in the midst of chaos.