Chief Logan Hunting and Fishing Expo – Logan WV

Big Lizard Wisdom

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.

Favorite Verses

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.

Dirt Word

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Ronism

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronosophy

No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember