Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
| Your perception determines your attitude and altitude. It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys. |
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.