| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
God is always there in the midst of chaos.
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |