Chief Logan Hunting and Fishing Expo – Logan WV

Big Lizard Wisdom

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Favorite Verses

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Dirt Word

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Ronism

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Ronosophy

Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away