Is a pigs rump made of pork?
| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off