| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |
Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently