Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| The garden of life is filled with snakes. When reaching for a rose you might be bit. Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake. Choose wisely. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future