Chief Logan Hunting and Fishing Expo – Logan WV

Big Lizard Wisdom

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Favorite Verses

There is a great difference in being successful and being famous.  Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful.  Which would you rather be?

Dirt Word

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Ronism

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Ronosophy

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really