| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure