Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| When you can’t take anymore you’re just really starting. It’s not how much you can hold, rather how much you let hold you. Smile often, live free. |
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |