| It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down. |
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |