| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
If you will look for your reflection in the eyes of those you want to inspire you will start to see the mirror they are becoming