| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |