Chief Logan Hunting and Fishing Expo – Logan WV

Big Lizard Wisdom

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Favorite Verses

If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap.

Dirt Word

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Ronism

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Ronosophy

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.