Chief Logan Hunting and Fishing Expo – Logan WV

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Favorite Verses

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Dirt Word

Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you.

Ronism

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Ronosophy

Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems