| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile