Chief Logan Hunting and Fishing Expo – Logan WV

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Favorite Verses

Don’t yell at me. Talk to me. Don’t criticize me. Praise me. Don’t hit me, Hug me. Don’t push me away, pull me towards you. The wants of a child.

Dirt Word

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Ronism

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Ronosophy

Having faith isn’t hard. You have faith in your car that it will get you where you need to go. Why would you not have faith in God from whom all blessings flow?