Chief Logan Hunting and Fishing Expo – Logan WV

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down.

Favorite Verses

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.

Dirt Word

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Ronism

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions

Ronosophy

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.