| Too many folks are busy being alive but not living. We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it