Chief Logan Hunting and Fishing Expo – Logan WV

Big Lizard Wisdom

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Favorite Verses

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Dirt Word

When you can’t take anymore you’re just really starting. It’s not how much you can hold, rather how much you let hold you. Smile often, live free.

Ronism

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronosophy

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.