Chief Logan Hunting and Fishing Expo – Logan WV
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really