Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off