| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |
God is always there in the midst of chaos.
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.