Chief Logan Hunting and Fishing Expo – Logan WV
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| Too many folks are busy being alive but not living. We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes