Chief Logan Hunting and Fishing Expo – Logan WV
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?