Chief Logan Hunting and Fishing Expo – Logan WV
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |