If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |