| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| At times you gotta let it all out. Holding in anger and hurt is like holding back a plane with barbwire. If you don’t let go it’s going to tear you to pieces. |
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
| You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right. You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping. |