| Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it. |
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
| The garden of life is filled with snakes. When reaching for a rose you might be bit. Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake. Choose wisely. |