| When you feel like you’ve had enough, lift your chin up because more is coming. It’s not what you defeat that defines you, but what’s left. Don’t let what’s left defeat you. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?