Cleveland County Fair – Shelby NC

Click to see the photos from our trip to the Cleveland County Fair!

Big Lizard Wisdom

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Favorite Verses

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Dirt Word

Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view.

Ronism

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Ronosophy

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.