| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones. |
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |