| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
Stop looking at life outside the box. Look at it as if there is no box at all
| The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |