| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet