| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
| When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt