Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.