| When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out
| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |