Cleveland County Fair – Shelby NC
Click to see the photos from our trip to the Cleveland County Fair!
Click to see the photos from our trip to the Cleveland County Fair!
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |