Cleveland County Fair – Shelby NC

Click to see the photos from our trip to the Cleveland County Fair!

Big Lizard Wisdom

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Favorite Verses

You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries

Dirt Word

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Ronism

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Ronosophy

If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick.