I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.