| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
| It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk. |
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |