I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
| “Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9 |
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.