| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |