| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
Never underestimate the power of prayer.
| What people see about you doesn’t matter. If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out. |