If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |