| Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing. |
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.