Cleveland County Fair – Shelby NC

Click to see the photos from our trip to the Cleveland County Fair!

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Favorite Verses

You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute

Dirt Word

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Ronism

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Ronosophy

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair