You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |