| Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.