| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it