Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
With God all things are possible, not easy
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |