| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen. So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting. |
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |