Cleveland County Fair – Shelby NC
Click to see the photos from our trip to the Cleveland County Fair!
Click to see the photos from our trip to the Cleveland County Fair!
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |