| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |