More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.
| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |