Cleveland County Fair – Shelby NC
Click to see the photos from our trip to the Cleveland County Fair!
Click to see the photos from our trip to the Cleveland County Fair!
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.