| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated. But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets. |