Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| Adversity is not the reaction of self to unforeseen hardships, rather the action taken by self to muscle forward rather than try and go around. |
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
100 % of all divorces start with marriage