| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |