Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin