| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| You have two choices in life. To make something of yourself or be a stepping stone that allows someone else to do just that. Be the step or be the staircase. |
Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there