How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
The only walls that will confine you are the ones that you build yourself
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |