| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |
Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.