Don’t yell at me. Talk to me. Don’t criticize me. Praise me. Don’t hit me, Hug me. Don’t push me away, pull me towards you. The wants of a child.
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution. |
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |