I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |