| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |