Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.