Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave
Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.