You wanna win her life then make her your world
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |