Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
| If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you. |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door