| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.