Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |
I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.