I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently