| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load. |
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.