| When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society. |
| Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together. Leave them scattered on the floor and move on. What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |