| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| We hurt those that love us, and those that love us hurt us, but being a family means overcoming the pain, to find the joy that’s unconditional love. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |