Most look back at their life and its filled with scars of pain, trial, and tribulations of the past but remember scars are just tattoos with better stories.
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |