| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you. |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |