| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.
“Those who consider themselves religious and yet do not keep a tight rein on their tongues deceive themselves, and their religion is worthless.” James 1:26