| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |