| Do you see a rose bush with thorns, or do you see a thorn bush with roses? Perception determines whether you follow dreams or get ahead and catch them. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |