Erie Sport and Travel Expo
| A best friend finds hope in your hurt, promise in your pain, support in your surrender and teaching in your trials and tribulations. My wife is my best friend. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |