| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity
If we stop loving possessions and using people and start loving people and using possessions we will discover we are again live rather than living