| Forgiveness is the first step to happiness. If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell