Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it
| Forgiveness is the first step to happiness. If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness. |