Erie Sport and Travel Expo
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!” Matthew 7:21-23
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |