| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
I am not as concerned with being right as I am with no being scared to be wrong
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
In the end your life’s work will simply become a memory to many or to a few. Regardless, what matters is will it be a good memory or a bad one
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |