| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
| You can say “I’m sorry”, but you can never fix the damage you do with hurtful words. Once the foundation is cracked if will never be as strong again. |