If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.
| When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit. Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?