“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!” Matthew 7:21-23
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.