| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it