A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |