| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| Tough is not what you get by winning or succeeding, it’s the losses and failures that build toughness, thus allowing you the strength to win. |