| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |