Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
| When you look back will your life savings be house, money, land, or the family you built and the love that is there? Where do your values lay? |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.