Erie Sport and Travel Expo
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.