| The garden of life is filled with snakes. When reaching for a rose you might be bit. Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake. Choose wisely. |
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |