| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |