Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| Forgiveness is the first step to happiness. If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness. |
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle