| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| The garden of life is filled with snakes. When reaching for a rose you might be bit. Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake. Choose wisely. |
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
| If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes. |
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.