Erie Sport and Travel Expo
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| Your perception determines your attitude and altitude. It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys. |
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |