There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop. |
| We all have a breaking point, we all hit walls. We all wanna throw in the towel, but the snail made it to the ark with perseverance. You can make it. |