Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.