| It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down. |
| I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories. |
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |