| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |