I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
God is always there in the midst of chaos.
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |