| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |