| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |