| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
Today we remember 9-11, but I urge you to remember the sacrifices and lives lost and our soldiers and first responders EVERY day not just today.