| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| Great legacies are not achieved by what you did or how you got there. The greatest legacies are carved out in the very essence of who you are. |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view. |