You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.