| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.