Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.