Erie Sport and Travel Expo
| “Whatever we ask we receive from Him, because we keep His commandments and do the things that are pleasing in His sight.” 1 John 3:22 |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |