| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.” Matthew 11:28-29 |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.