The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes. |
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |