| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
| Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first? |
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |