| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith