Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see