| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |