| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
You wanna win her life then make her your world
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |