Erie Sport and Travel Expo
| “Whatever we ask we receive from Him, because we keep His commandments and do the things that are pleasing in His sight.” 1 John 3:22 |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |