Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
You can look at life through many eyes and glasses and see it from many points of view. But remember those that can’t see at all and help them first. |
Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.
In order to truly see, sometimes you just have to close your eye’s