A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
| Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| What people see about you doesn’t matter. If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out. |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”