| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim
| Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first? |
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see