| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”