Erie Sport and Travel Expo
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.
| Live your life in such a way when you entered everyone was smiling, and you were crying. When you exit everyone is crying, and you’re smiling. Put others first. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |