| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is