| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate
You can be a problem today or you can solve a problem today. Today you will help someone or hinder someone. Who’s trying to help be a solution?
If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.