| It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.