Erie Sport and Travel Expo
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |