Erie Sport and Travel Expo
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |