You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
| If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes. |