The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |