| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |