| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
| Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together. Leave them scattered on the floor and move on. What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind. |