Erie Sport and Travel Expo
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |