If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |