| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!
| In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon. |
| Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see. |