Erie Sport and Travel Expo
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |