“If you declare with your mouth, Jesus is Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Romans 10:9
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |