Erie Sport and Travel Expo
| Your perception determines your attitude and altitude. It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |