| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |