| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| The difference in a good leader & a great leader are found in their failures. For a good leader tries not to fail, a great one never fails to try. |
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.