Erie Sport and Travel Expo
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| A word can build a friendship or tear down a marriage. A word can end suffering or start a war. A word can kill or bring life. What’s in your word? |