Erie Sport and Travel Expo
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
When the world becomes quiet the silence in my mind hits it’s loudest settings
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |