| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
We all face struggles we all have turmoil some of us are just better at hiding it than others are, lean on the One that can handle it all
| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |