| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
In order to truly see, sometimes you just have to close your eye’s