If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
| When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood. Be a victor not a victim. |
| When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through. |