New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ

Big Lizard Wisdom

Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.

Favorite Verses

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Dirt Word

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.

Ronism

Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.

Ronosophy

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses