New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |