New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ
Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in. They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| “Jesus replied, ‘Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done.” Matthew 21:21 |