New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.