| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |