New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ

Big Lizard Wisdom

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

Favorite Verses

Easter Bunny beware.  Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard.  If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked.

Dirt Word

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Ronism

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

Ronosophy

Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point.