New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |