New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen. So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |