New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ

Big Lizard Wisdom

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes

Favorite Verses

If you choose to ride ahead of the herd, make sure you look back often to see if it’s still there, because sometimes leading is about learning.

Dirt Word

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Ronism

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Ronosophy

I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories.