| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes