New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions