New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ

Big Lizard Wisdom

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Favorite Verses

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Dirt Word

Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.

Ronism

If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.

Ronosophy

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.