New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ

Big Lizard Wisdom

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Favorite Verses

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Dirt Word

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Ronism

Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors

Ronosophy

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.