New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders