New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?