New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ

Big Lizard Wisdom

Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.

Favorite Verses

People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.

Dirt Word

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Ronism

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Ronosophy

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.