The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| You can say “I’m sorry”, but you can never fix the damage you do with hurtful words. Once the foundation is cracked if will never be as strong again. |