New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ

Big Lizard Wisdom

In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die

Favorite Verses

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Dirt Word

Despite the cost of living,  have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.

Ronism

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronosophy

If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked.  Bites happen.