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You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.