New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies. |