| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |
| At times you gotta let it all out. Holding in anger and hurt is like holding back a plane with barbwire. If you don’t let go it’s going to tear you to pieces. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.