New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| I used to think it was all about getting up. But now I realize it’s about going on, not stopping, not quitting even if you have to crawl on your knees. |
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.