The only walls that will confine you are the ones that you build yourself
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |