New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Favorite Verses

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Dirt Word

Live your life in such a way when you entered everyone was smiling, and you were crying. When you exit everyone is crying, and you’re smiling. Put others first.

Ronism

A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.

Ronosophy

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.