New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |