A person is not defined by what they accomplish rather by what they were willing to try and accomplish on the heels of a failure.
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |