New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ

Big Lizard Wisdom

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Favorite Verses

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Dirt Word

I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.

Ronism

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Ronosophy

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.