New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
If we stop loving possessions and using people and start loving people and using possessions we will discover we are again live rather than living
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |