New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ

Big Lizard Wisdom

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”

Favorite Verses

If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories.

Dirt Word

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Ronism

A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend.

Ronosophy

You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun.