New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ

Big Lizard Wisdom

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Favorite Verses

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Dirt Word

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Ronism

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders

Ronosophy

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.