| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave
| Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls. Thus neither can help the other out. |