New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ

Big Lizard Wisdom

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.

Favorite Verses

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Dirt Word

Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.

Ronism

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronosophy

You can say “I’m sorry”, but you can never fix the damage you do with hurtful words.  Once the foundation is cracked if will never be as strong again.