| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.