New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ

Big Lizard Wisdom

When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society.

Favorite Verses

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Dirt Word

If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you.

Ronism

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronosophy

The tongue is the strongest muscle ounce for ounce you have, That’s why it can tear down lives or create hope in seconds, flex it for the latter.