Granite Falls Brewing Company
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
A person is not defined by what they accomplish rather by what they were willing to try and accomplish on the heels of a failure.