Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.

Favorite Verses

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips

Dirt Word

A broken clock is even right twice a day

Ronism

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.