Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Favorite Verses

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load

Dirt Word

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Ronism

Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.

Ronosophy

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.