Great American Outdoor Show, Harrisburg PA

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Favorite Verses

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.

Dirt Word

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Ronism

Today’s simply yesterday rolled into hope and yesterday is today rolled into regrets. All we have left is tomorrow which hasn’t been rolled yet.

Ronosophy

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live