At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face
Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |