The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |