| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter. |