What people see about you doesn’t matter. If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out. |
Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |
Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |