Great American Outdoor Show, Harrisburg PA

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Favorite Verses

Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it

Dirt Word

Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.

Ronism

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Ronosophy

100 % of all divorces start with marriage