| I learned today that a child’s hug can heal a hurt, their kiss heal a heart, and their love heal a life. Thank you, god, for my kids. |
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |