| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.
If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are