Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| “If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7 |
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |