You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |