Great American Outdoor Show, Harrisburg PA

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Big Lizard Wisdom

People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.

Favorite Verses

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Dirt Word

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Ronism

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Ronosophy

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.