Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |