No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power