If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths not my weaknesses.
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |