| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”