| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
| There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |