| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay. |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions