Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |