Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are.

Favorite Verses

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Dirt Word

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Ronism

Today you can choose to pursue happiness or you can stop and create it. Your journey you call

Ronosophy

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.