Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

You will never be able to come what you were destined to be unless you let go of what you are now

Favorite Verses

Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that.

Dirt Word

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Ronism

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Ronosophy

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.