If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.