Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Favorite Verses

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.

Dirt Word

When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination.

Ronism

When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power.

Ronosophy

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.