| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.