Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Favorite Verses

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Dirt Word

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Ronism

Limitations, lack of ability or disability can’t hold you back, the only thing that can is fear

Ronosophy

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood