Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |