Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.

Favorite Verses

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders

Dirt Word

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Ronism

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Ronosophy

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.