Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful.  You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows.

Favorite Verses

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Dirt Word

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Ronism

You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.

Ronosophy

When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection.