If you are going to eat it don’t name it
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t