Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first? |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run. |
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?