| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |
| When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination. |
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |