Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
| When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall. |
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |