Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
Is a pigs rump made of pork?
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.