Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |