Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Favorite Verses

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Dirt Word

When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain.  Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering.

Ronism

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Ronosophy

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us