| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |