Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |