| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
| What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation. |
| Hatred is the strongest and deadliest disease. Not only does it eat away at your heart and life, it allows you to destroy the life of those you hate. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.