| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |