| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
| You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |