| Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts. |
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |