When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed