| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |