Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |
| The difference in a good leader & a great leader are found in their failures. For a good leader tries not to fail, a great one never fails to try. |