Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain. Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us