| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in. They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |