Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that.

Favorite Verses

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Dirt Word

There is a great difference in being successful and being famous.  Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful.  Which would you rather be?

Ronism

No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember

Ronosophy

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes