| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.
| There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run. |
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.