| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.
What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.