Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain

Favorite Verses

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Dirt Word

Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it

Ronism

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.