Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |