| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.