Don’t yell at me. Talk to me. Don’t criticize me. Praise me. Don’t hit me, Hug me. Don’t push me away, pull me towards you. The wants of a child.
Having faith isn’t hard. You have faith in your car that it will get you where you need to go. Why would you not have faith in God from whom all blessings flow?
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.