| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something