| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |