| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use
Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |