Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |