| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |