| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |