When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| “Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.” Romans 8:1 |