| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there