| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| “And I will do whatever you ask in my name, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it.” John 14: 13-14 |
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.