Hunting Pictures

Hunting is one of our favorite pastimes and we enjoy the thrill of the hunt just as much as we enjoy the yummy rewards.  (Viewer discretion advised, these pictures are of animals we have killed)

Big Lizard Wisdom

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.

Favorite Verses

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Dirt Word

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Ronism

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.

Ronosophy

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.