| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
| There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are