IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |