When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
| If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |