IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power.

Favorite Verses

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Dirt Word

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Ronism

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker

Ronosophy

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.