IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Favorite Verses

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Dirt Word

You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.

Ronism

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Ronosophy

“If you declare with your mouth, ‘Jesus is Lord’, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Romans 10:9