IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it. |