Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken. |
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars