IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.

Favorite Verses

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Dirt Word

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Ronism

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.

Ronosophy

The only way you can see shadows is to look down or back. If you focus ahead and push onward the view will always be bright, and at times blinding.