IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.