IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.

Favorite Verses

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Dirt Word

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Ronism

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Ronosophy

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.