IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked.

Favorite Verses

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Dirt Word

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Ronism

Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.

Ronosophy

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.