Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |