IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |