IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Favorite Verses

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Dirt Word

God is always there in the midst of chaos.

Ronism

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Ronosophy

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.