IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
You wanna win her life then make her your world
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |