IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Favorite Verses

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker

Dirt Word

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronism

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.

Ronosophy

Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.