| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses