IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.