IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.