| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |