IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.

Favorite Verses

Despite the cost of living,  have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.

Dirt Word

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronism

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Ronosophy

In the end your life’s work will simply become a memory to many or to a few. Regardless, what matters is will it be a good memory or a bad one