IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

Favorite Verses

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Dirt Word

Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.

Ronism

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Ronosophy

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.