IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

There is a great difference in being successful and being famous.  Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful.  Which would you rather be?

Favorite Verses

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Dirt Word

Remember we’re all walking down the same road.  Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt.

Ronism

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Ronosophy

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood