IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

You wanna win her life then make her your world

Favorite Verses

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Dirt Word

Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it

Ronism

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Ronosophy

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.