IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Favorite Verses

When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall.

Dirt Word

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Ronism

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Ronosophy

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.