IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.

Favorite Verses

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Dirt Word

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.

Ronism

Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view.

Ronosophy

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.