IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Favorite Verses

If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are

Dirt Word

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Ronism

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Ronosophy

1’s a powerful number. 1 word can start a war, 1 friends can make a difference and 1 punch can take a life…..1 savior can change the world