IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.