IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Favorite Verses

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Dirt Word

The obvious it only the hidden that we choose to expose to others in doing so we allow them to think they see what we are when they truly can’t see us.

Ronism

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Ronosophy

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.