| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?