IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.

Favorite Verses

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.

Dirt Word

Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts.

Ronism

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Ronosophy

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.