IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Favorite Verses

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Dirt Word

Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll.

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Ronosophy

Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts.