IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Favorite Verses

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Dirt Word

“I will make you into a great nation, and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing.” Genesis 12:2

Ronism

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Ronosophy

Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.