IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.

Favorite Verses

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Dirt Word

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Ronism

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.

Ronosophy

What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?