IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them.  Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running.

Favorite Verses

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Dirt Word

Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity

Ronism

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronosophy

Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim