The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
Limitations, lack of ability or disability can’t hold you back, the only thing that can is fear
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.