IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick.

Favorite Verses

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand

Dirt Word

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Ronism

On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie.

Ronosophy

Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.