IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Dirt Word

Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So keep digging or start climbing.

Ronism

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Ronosophy

Love takes only seconds to fall in, years to truly understand it and a lifetime to get over