IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Favorite Verses

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Dirt Word

“There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1

Ronism

“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9

Ronosophy

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”