| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.