IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |