IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Favorite Verses

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Dirt Word

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Ronism

Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that.

Ronosophy

If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken.