IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| You say “enough”, I say “more”. You say “stop”, I say “go”. You say “It’s too much”, I say “It’s not enough”. Perception – Don’t tap out; make life get tired of fighting. |