When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.