Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.