IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.

Favorite Verses

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.

Dirt Word

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.

Ronism

Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers

Ronosophy

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.