IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |