IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |