IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.

Favorite Verses

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.

Dirt Word

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Ronism

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Ronosophy

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.