IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
| Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it. |