IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see? |