| A word can build a friendship or tear down a marriage. A word can end suffering or start a war. A word can kill or bring life. What’s in your word? |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.