| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken. |
Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .
| Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing. |