IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.