IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide?

Favorite Verses

You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right.  You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping.

Dirt Word

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Ronism

It’s been a rough day.  I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule.  Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith

Ronosophy

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.