Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.