IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Favorite Verses

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Dirt Word

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronism

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future

Ronosophy

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.