The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
| The only way you can see shadows is to look down or back. If you focus ahead and push onward the view will always be bright, and at times blinding. |