If you are going to eat it don’t name it
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |