| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |