IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood