IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Favorite Verses

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Dirt Word

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Ronism

I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem?

Ronosophy

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand