IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Favorite Verses

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Dirt Word

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.

Ronism

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.

Ronosophy

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds