| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| “Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.” I Peter 5:7 |
| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |