IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |