| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right. You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping. |
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |