IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Favorite Verses

When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!

Dirt Word

I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem?

Ronism

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Ronosophy

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.