| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
Never walk away from someone you need to someone you want
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen