| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.