I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot