| I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories. |
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |