IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
Never walk away from someone you need to someone you want
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.