| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
| The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return. Sometime you just have to wait with love. |
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |