| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
A broken clock is even right twice a day
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.