IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun.

Favorite Verses

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Dirt Word

No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember

Ronism

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Ronosophy

“Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination.