IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Favorite Verses

When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination.

Dirt Word

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Ronism

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Ronosophy

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses