IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
| When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit. Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life. |