IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |