IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |