IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Favorite Verses

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Dirt Word

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Ronism

Never walk away from someone you need to someone you want

Ronosophy

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen