| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
Commit to the Lord, whatever you do and your plans will succeed