| Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |