IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather

Favorite Verses

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Dirt Word

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Ronism

If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories.

Ronosophy

If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide?