IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.