IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.