IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future

Favorite Verses

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Dirt Word

God knows what you need. God listen when you ask. God cares when you don’t. God loves when you can’t. God shows mercy when you don’t. God forgives when you won’t

Ronism

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Ronosophy

Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans.  Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him