IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |