IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Favorite Verses

Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.

Dirt Word

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

Ronism

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.

Ronosophy

Commit to the Lord, whatever you do and your plans will succeed