Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1 |
| “Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9 |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”