IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
God is always there in the midst of chaos.
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |