IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Favorite Verses

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Dirt Word

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Ronism

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Ronosophy

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.