| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen
One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |