Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity
The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |