Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Favorite Verses

To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are.

Dirt Word

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Ronism

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronosophy

Work hard, hunt harder, take dirt roads, cut your own paths , fish often, and sleep in on Saturdays  above all live free and die a legend.