| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
| When you can’t take anymore you’re just really starting. It’s not how much you can hold, rather how much you let hold you. Smile often, live free. |