Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |