Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Favorite Verses

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Dirt Word

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Ronism

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”

Ronosophy

To those that walk alone, saw the movie by themselves, are going to bed without anyone, to those left field tonight, I think of you, because I’ve been there.