Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.

Favorite Verses

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Dirt Word

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronism

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Ronosophy

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.