You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.