| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
| The garden of life is filled with snakes. When reaching for a rose you might be bit. Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake. Choose wisely. |
| Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |