Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
| You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right. You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.