Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Favorite Verses

Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay.

Dirt Word

If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap.

Ronism

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.

Ronosophy

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.