Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Favorite Verses

Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon.

Dirt Word

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Ronism

Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted.

Ronosophy

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen