My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |