| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
Work hard, hunt harder, take dirt roads, cut your own paths , fish often, and sleep in on Saturdays above all live free and die a legend.