| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |