Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Favorite Verses

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Dirt Word

Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward

Ronism

The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late.  So today will you be the bird or the worm?

Ronosophy

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.