In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.