Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving.

Favorite Verses

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Dirt Word

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.

Ronism

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips

Ronosophy

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.