Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die

Favorite Verses

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Dirt Word

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.

Ronism

You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.