Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
| Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |