Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered. |
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |