| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad. When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse. Many times the worst hits are never punched. |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
1’s a powerful number. 1 word can start a war, 1 friends can make a difference and 1 punch can take a life…..1 savior can change the world