| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
| Forgiveness is the first step to happiness. If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
If you are going to eat it don’t name it