Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory

Favorite Verses

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.

Dirt Word

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Ronism

A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.

Ronosophy

Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.