Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
| I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up. I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories. |