Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
| There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |