Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| To those that walk alone, saw the movie by themselves, are going to bed without anyone, to those left field tonight, I think of you, because I’ve been there. |