Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.

Favorite Verses

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Dirt Word

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Ronism

The only walls that will confine you are the ones that you build yourself

Ronosophy

Despite the cost of living,  have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.