| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.
Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |