In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |