Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen