Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through.

Favorite Verses

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Dirt Word

Forgiveness is the first step to happiness.  If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness.

Ronism

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Ronosophy

If you are going to eat it don’t name it