Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| You can look at life through many eyes and glasses and see it from many points of view. But remember those that can’t see at all and help them first. |
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |