Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return. Sometime you just have to wait with love. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |