Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Favorite Verses

If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.

Dirt Word

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Ronism

Forgiveness is the first step to happiness.  If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness.

Ronosophy

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.