Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Dirt Word

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronism

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.

Ronosophy

When you can’t take anymore you’re just really starting. It’s not how much you can hold, rather how much you let hold you. Smile often, live free.