Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
| When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad. When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse. Many times the worst hits are never punched. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.