Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick.

Favorite Verses

100 % of all divorces start with marriage

Dirt Word

When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down

Ronism

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.

Ronosophy

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.