Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Favorite Verses

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Dirt Word

Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered.

Ronism

On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie.

Ronosophy

Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”.