Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |