Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| “When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2 |
| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |
Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.