Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Favorite Verses

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.

Dirt Word

I am not as concerned with being right as I am with no being scared to be wrong

Ronism

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Ronosophy

Don’t yell at me. Talk to me. Don’t criticize me. Praise me. Don’t hit me, Hug me. Don’t push me away, pull me towards you. The wants of a child.