| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it
Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity