| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
Moments are not validated until they become a memory. Memories are made only in the moment
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips