Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it. Country doesn’t belong in the city. |
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it. |