Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it.

Favorite Verses

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.

Dirt Word

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.

Ronism

He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day

Ronosophy

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.