Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

“For his anger lasts only a moment, but his favor lasts a lifetime; weeping may stay for the night, but rejoicing comes in the morning.” Psalms 30:5

Favorite Verses

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Dirt Word

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Ronism

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.

Ronosophy

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.