Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Favorite Verses

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Dirt Word

The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes

Ronism

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Ronosophy

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”