Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right.  You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping.

Favorite Verses

If you are going to eat it don’t name it

Dirt Word

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Ronism

Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it

Ronosophy

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.