Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
| You’ll prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption. You can’t leave a legacy with anger rather carve one with passion. |
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island