Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Favorite Verses

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Dirt Word

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronism

Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.

Ronosophy

Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile