Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living. Don’t repair rather revive yourself. |
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
| Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together. Leave them scattered on the floor and move on. What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind. |