Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future
Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes