| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it
| You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee