Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.