Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out