| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
| The eyes of a child see through the hurt of a word and the sting of an angry hand. But the heart of child once broken start to affect their sight. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |