Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.