Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |