Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |