Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |