| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day