| The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.