Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.