| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
| What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation. |