Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |