Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.