| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| If you want to impress me, don’t talk about yourself. Rather talk about the people that made you who you are. You were molded. Teach me about the potter. |
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.