Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| Too many folks are busy being alive but not living. We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death. |
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |