Lizard Lick Gift Shop December 14th
Click to see the photos from the event here at the Lizard Lick Gift shop on December 14th 2013
Click to see the photos from the event here at the Lizard Lick Gift shop on December 14th 2013
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen