Work hard, hunt harder, take dirt roads, cut your own paths , fish often, and sleep in on Saturdays above all live free and die a legend.
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet