Lizard Lick Gift Shop December 14th

Click to see the photos from the event here at the Lizard Lick Gift shop on December 14th 2013meetngreet-007

Big Lizard Wisdom

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Favorite Verses

If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment.

Dirt Word

It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it

Ronism

The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it.

Ronosophy

Discord is always the sharpest of thorns.  If one is not happy with themselves they will find reasons to hate others.  Search self first and avoid thorns.