| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.
Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |