Lizard Lick Gift Shop December 14th

Click to see the photos from the event here at the Lizard Lick Gift shop on December 14th 2013meetngreet-007

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Favorite Verses

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Dirt Word

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Ronism

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Ronosophy

Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim