| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.