Lizard Lick Gift Shop December 14th

Click to see the photos from the event here at the Lizard Lick Gift shop on December 14th 2013meetngreet-007

Big Lizard Wisdom

Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius.

Favorite Verses

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Dirt Word

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Ronism

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.

Ronosophy

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either