Lizard Lick Gift Shop December 14th
Click to see the photos from the event here at the Lizard Lick Gift shop on December 14th 2013
Click to see the photos from the event here at the Lizard Lick Gift shop on December 14th 2013
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
Never walk away from someone you need to someone you want
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.