Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim