Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.