| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |