Lizard Lick Gift Shop December 14th

Click to see the photos from the event here at the Lizard Lick Gift shop on December 14th 2013meetngreet-007

Big Lizard Wisdom

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Favorite Verses

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Dirt Word

The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.

Ronism

Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans.  Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him

Ronosophy

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.