Lizard Lick Gift Shop December 14th

Click to see the photos from the event here at the Lizard Lick Gift shop on December 14th 2013meetngreet-007

Big Lizard Wisdom

What people see about you doesn’t matter.  If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out.

Favorite Verses

We view peoples portraits painted with the shattered blood stained brushes of their defeats and pain and losses rather than taking time to view the artist.

Dirt Word

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Ronism

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Ronosophy

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.