| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| “Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” Philippians 4:8 |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |