| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door