| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either