One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| Great legacies are not achieved by what you did or how you got there. The greatest legacies are carved out in the very essence of who you are. |
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed