Lizard Lick Gift Shop December 14th

Click to see the photos from the event here at the Lizard Lick Gift shop on December 14th 2013meetngreet-007

Big Lizard Wisdom

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Favorite Verses

Haven’t you noticed that most of the time the reason you are bleeding is because you pricked your finger on the thorn of temptation as you were reaching for the rose of redemption–many things are meant to be viewed in awe but never held or owned–your life is one of those–stop trying to control it and live for others rather than yourself and you will find the thorns wither while the petals flourish

Dirt Word

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Ronism

Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again.

Ronosophy

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area