Lizard Lick Gift Shop December 14th
Click to see the photos from the event here at the Lizard Lick Gift shop on December 14th 2013
Click to see the photos from the event here at the Lizard Lick Gift shop on December 14th 2013
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
“Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.” Matthew 7:13-14
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |