Lizard Lick Gift Shop December 14th

Click to see the photos from the event here at the Lizard Lick Gift shop on December 14th 2013meetngreet-007

Big Lizard Wisdom

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Favorite Verses

You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute

Dirt Word

It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear.

Ronism

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Ronosophy

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”