Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
The garden of life is filled with snakes. When reaching for a rose you might be bit. Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake. Choose wisely. |