Lizard Lick Gift Shop December 14th

Click to see the photos from the event here at the Lizard Lick Gift shop on December 14th 2013meetngreet-007

Big Lizard Wisdom

I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Dirt Word

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

Ronism

When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see

Ronosophy

“There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1