I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell