Lizard Lick Gift Shop December 14th

Click to see the photos from the event here at the Lizard Lick Gift shop on December 14th 2013meetngreet-007

Big Lizard Wisdom

Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you.

Favorite Verses

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal

Dirt Word

Never underestimate the power of prayer.

Ronism

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.