Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off