Lizard Lick Gift Shop December 14th

Click to see the photos from the event here at the Lizard Lick Gift shop on December 14th 2013meetngreet-007

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.

Favorite Verses

If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.

Dirt Word

The tongue is the strongest muscle ounce for ounce you have, That’s why it can tear down lives or create hope in seconds, flex it for the latter.

Ronism

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Ronosophy

“So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.” Isaiah 41:10