Lizard Lick Gift Shop December 14th

Click to see the photos from the event here at the Lizard Lick Gift shop on December 14th 2013meetngreet-007

Big Lizard Wisdom

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Favorite Verses

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Dirt Word

Great legacies are not achieved by what you did or how you got there.  The greatest legacies are carved out in the very essence of who you are.

Ronism

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Ronosophy

Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed