| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |
| Today you can be a problem or solve a problem. That’s a choice only you can make. Will you be a difference in someone’s life or make a difference. |
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |