Lizard Lick Gift Shop December 14th

Click to see the photos from the event here at the Lizard Lick Gift shop on December 14th 2013meetngreet-007

Big Lizard Wisdom

Work hard, hunt harder, take dirt roads, cut your own paths , fish often, and sleep in on Saturdays  above all live free and die a legend.

Favorite Verses

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.

Dirt Word

If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick.

Ronism

Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away

Ronosophy

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet