I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.
| When you can’t take anymore you’re just really starting. It’s not how much you can hold, rather how much you let hold you. Smile often, live free. |
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.