Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |