| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
If you will look for your reflection in the eyes of those you want to inspire you will start to see the mirror they are becoming
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
There’s two ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone is going to hire you to build there’s