It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |