Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.