Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Favorite Verses

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Dirt Word

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Ronism

1 is a powerful number.  One word can start a war, one friend can make a difference, one punch can take a life and one Savior can change the world

Ronosophy

“I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33