Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers
Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |