| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t
Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |