Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.

Favorite Verses

You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right.  You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping.

Dirt Word

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Ronism

I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.

Ronosophy

Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies.