Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| Never try to run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard barn. To catch a dream you can’t chase it, rather you intercept it on the highway of hard work. |