I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
Having faith isn’t hard. You have faith in your car that it will get you where you need to go. Why would you not have faith in God from whom all blessings flow?