Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us