Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Favorite Verses

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Dirt Word

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Ronism

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Ronosophy

You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun.