Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| The garden of life is filled with snakes. When reaching for a rose you might be bit. Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake. Choose wisely. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |
| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |