Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Favorite Verses

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Dirt Word

My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.

Ronism

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.

Ronosophy

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?