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Big Lizard Wisdom

Hands hold, feet carry, eyes see, ears hear, but the heart feels. You can lose one of the above and still find your way, but lose your heart and you’re lost forever.

Favorite Verses

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Dirt Word

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Ronism

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.

Ronosophy

God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off