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Big Lizard Wisdom

The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late.  So today will you be the bird or the worm?

Favorite Verses

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Dirt Word

A rose withers, a mountain crumbles, a tree dies, a river dries up, everything ceases eventually.  Life stops but not because of you, rather for you.

Ronism

If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.

Ronosophy

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet