Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Favorite Verses

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Dirt Word

If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?

Ronism

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Ronosophy

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.