Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |