Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |