My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure
| Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered. |
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |