Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power

Favorite Verses

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Dirt Word

“Come near to God and He will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”  James 4:8

Ronism

If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty.  So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait.

Ronosophy

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.