You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |