| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
Moments are not validated until they become a memory. Memories are made only in the moment
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.