Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |
| When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination. |
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |