Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |