Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.

Favorite Verses

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Dirt Word

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Ronism

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future

Ronosophy

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.