| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
| When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad. When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse. Many times the worst hits are never punched. |
| If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living. Don’t repair rather revive yourself. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |