Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |