| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
The only way you will ever see the shadows that are cast in your like , is to turn away from the striking
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure