Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay. |
| “But those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.” Isaiah 40:31 |