Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |