Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
| Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag. |