If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |