Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off