| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |
| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |