Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |