| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |
| Never try to run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard barn. To catch a dream you can’t chase it, rather you intercept it on the highway of hard work. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |