Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory

Favorite Verses

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Dirt Word

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Ronism

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Ronosophy

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.