Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.