| Pride is hard to swallow, easy to have, simple to show, difficult to hide. Pride can be a building block or a blockade. Control it, don’t let it control you. |
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.