Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |