Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you.

Favorite Verses

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?

Dirt Word

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Ronism

The garden of life is filled with snakes.  When reaching for a rose you might be bit.  Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake.  Choose wisely.

Ronosophy

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.