| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13 |
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
| To those that walk alone, saw the movie by themselves, are going to bed without anyone, to those left field tonight, I think of you, because I’ve been there. |
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.