| What people see about you doesn’t matter. If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.