Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You can run away from troubles but by doing so you can easily be running head first into turmoil.

Favorite Verses

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.

Dirt Word

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Ronism

If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.

Ronosophy

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.