Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.