Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| “For his anger lasts only a moment, but his favor lasts a lifetime; weeping may stay for the night, but rejoicing comes in the morning.” Psalms 30:5 |
What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.