| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered. |
| Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing. |
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |