Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
| When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit. Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life. |
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |