Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Favorite Verses

1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.

Dirt Word

Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself

Ronism

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.

Ronosophy

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?