| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |