| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |