Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.
Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.