| When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad. When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse. Many times the worst hits are never punched. |
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |