Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
| Today you can be a problem or solve a problem. That’s a choice only you can make. Will you be a difference in someone’s life or make a difference. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.