Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word. |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |