Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| “If you declare with your mouth, ‘Jesus is Lord’, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Romans 10:9 |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |