Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning. |
| Discord is always the sharpest of thorns. If one is not happy with themselves they will find reasons to hate others. Search self first and avoid thorns. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |