Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Favorite Verses

Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.

Dirt Word

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Ronism

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronosophy

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose