| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| Adversity is not the reaction of self to unforeseen hardships, rather the action taken by self to muscle forward rather than try and go around. |
| When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood. Be a victor not a victim. |