Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty. So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait. |
It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith