| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
| A rose withers, a mountain crumbles, a tree dies, a river dries up, everything ceases eventually. Life stops but not because of you, rather for you. |
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet