Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand

Favorite Verses

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Dirt Word

We view peoples portraits painted with the shattered blood stained brushes of their defeats and pain and losses rather than taking time to view the artist.

Ronism

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys.

Ronosophy

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.