Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Favorite Verses

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.

Dirt Word

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Ronism

If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use

Ronosophy

I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different.