Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad.  When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse.  Many times the worst hits are never punched.

Favorite Verses

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

Dirt Word

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.

Ronism

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Ronosophy

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?