If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’
| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath