Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |