You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |