Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds