Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |