Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |