Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
| Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem. Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |