| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
| Your freedom took a soldiers life. Your life took a savior’s sacrifice. Old glory still waves at the foot of an old rugged cross. |
Wound Wombat Worse Worry Wolves Woful Woeful Wort Woes Woopps Worsen Work Woesome Woggish Wolfish Wogs… All start with WO- woman hmmm just saying..