Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.

Favorite Verses

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Dirt Word

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Ronism

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Ronosophy

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.