Lizard Lick Hits the UK AGAIN- TRUCKFEST SOUTHWEST & WALES

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Favorite Verses

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Dirt Word

Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure

Ronism

Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered.

Ronosophy

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.