It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.