| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |