I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is
The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.
Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.