| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |