You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |