| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.
It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t
| Easter to some is just another day. To others it’s a day that changed eternity. Believe what you want but bunnies don’t lay eggs and salvation wasn’t free. |
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.