| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.