If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
| When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |