True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
| Don’t prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption. You can’t leave a legacy with anger, rather you must pick it with passion. |
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |