Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.