| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |