| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
| Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay. |
| “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.” Matthew 11:28-29 |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas