You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
| Never try to run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard barn. To catch a dream you can’t chase it, rather you intercept it on the highway of hard work. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |