| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| Forgiveness is the first step to happiness. If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness. |