It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths not my weaknesses.
| Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.