I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |