Don’t yell at me. Talk to me. Don’t criticize me. Praise me. Don’t hit me, Hug me. Don’t push me away, pull me towards you. The wants of a child.
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.