Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |