Meet N Greets

A few pictures from our Meet N Greets with our fans.

Big Lizard Wisdom

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Favorite Verses

Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius.

Dirt Word

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Ronism

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Ronosophy

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area