| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area