| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |