| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| If you choose to ride ahead of the herd, make sure you look back often to see if it’s still there, because sometimes leading is about learning. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it. Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered