Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |