Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |