Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
| Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted. |
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |