Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
Don’t prejudge me, try & understand me. Don’t look at what I did. Watch and see what I will do. Don’t see who I am, but see who I will become in life.
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen