Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Favorite Verses

Don’t tell me what you did yesterday that made a difference.  Tell me what you are going to do tomorrow that will change a life. That’s living, that’s impressive.

Dirt Word

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronism

You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses.

Ronosophy

Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.