Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| “Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right. You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping. |