Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Favorite Verses

When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!

Dirt Word

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2

Ronism

“Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.” I Peter 5:7

Ronosophy

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle