Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Favorite Verses

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Dirt Word

Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America

Ronism

We have to at time let our kids leave, but we NEVER at any time have to let them go, you can hold on to a memory for a lifetime an a child even longer.

Ronosophy

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.