Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |