Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Favorite Verses

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Dirt Word

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Ronism

What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.

Ronosophy

News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook.  Yep, she’s that tough.