Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Favorite Verses

I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know.

Dirt Word

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Ronism

“And do not set your heart on what you will eat or drink; do not worry about it.  For the pagan world runs after all such things, and your Father knows that you need them.  But seek His kingdom, and these things will be given to you as well.” Luke 12:29-31

Ronosophy

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.