Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Favorite Verses

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Dirt Word

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Ronism

I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know.

Ronosophy

It’s been a rough day.  I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule.  Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith