Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination.

Favorite Verses

Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right

Dirt Word

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Ronism

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Ronosophy

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?