Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Favorite Verses

Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”.

Dirt Word

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .

Ronism

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Ronosophy

“If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7