Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |