Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Favorite Verses

Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk?

Dirt Word

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Ronism

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Ronosophy

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.