Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
| To those that walk alone, saw the movie by themselves, are going to bed without anyone, to those left field tonight, I think of you, because I’ve been there. |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet