Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Favorite Verses

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Dirt Word

Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.

Ronism

There is a great difference in being successful and being famous.  Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful.  Which would you rather be?

Ronosophy

Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated.  But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets.