Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories. |