Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes

Favorite Verses

If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken.

Dirt Word

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Ronism

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Ronosophy

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.