Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!” Matthew 7:21-23