Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.