Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Favorite Verses

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Ronism

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Ronosophy

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.