Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag.

Favorite Verses

Problems, you can face them head on, or run away, but when racing one of great proportion, choose the action, do not let the action be chosen for you.

Dirt Word

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Ronism

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Ronosophy

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.