Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Favorite Verses

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes

Dirt Word

We have to at time let our kids leave, but we NEVER at any time have to let them go, you can hold on to a memory for a lifetime an a child even longer.

Ronism

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.

Ronosophy

If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars