| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.
| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |