| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.