| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.