Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up.  I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories.

Favorite Verses

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Dirt Word

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.

Ronism

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Ronosophy

Hatred is the strongest and deadliest disease.  Not only does it eat away at your heart and life, it allows you to destroy the life of those you hate.