Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |