Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going. Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream. |
| When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope and extend the very thing you are trying so hard to let go of. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs