Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick.

Favorite Verses

When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure

Dirt Word

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.

Ronism

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Ronosophy

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.