| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |