Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |