Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?