Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |