Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.

Favorite Verses

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Dirt Word

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Ronism

Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked.

Ronosophy

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area