Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Favorite Verses

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Dirt Word

Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going.  Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream.

Ronism

When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope and extend the very thing you are trying so hard to let go of.

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs