Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry
| There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |