Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |