| When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination. |
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?