| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
The tongue is the strongest muscle ounce for ounce you have, That’s why it can tear down lives or create hope in seconds, flex it for the latter.
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either