Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork?
| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |