Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |