| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |
| When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see? |
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |