| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.