| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it. Country doesn’t belong in the city. |
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
Today you can choose to pursue happiness or you can stop and create it. Your journey you call