Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |