Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.

Favorite Verses

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Dirt Word

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Ronism

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Ronosophy

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.