Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.

Favorite Verses

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Dirt Word

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?

Ronism

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Ronosophy

Despite the cost of living,  have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.