Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses