Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.