| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |