Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |