Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Favorite Verses

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Dirt Word

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!

Ronism

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Ronosophy

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.