Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Favorite Verses

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Dirt Word

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Ronism

Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted.

Ronosophy

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.