Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Favorite Verses

I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’

Dirt Word

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future

Ronism

Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.

Ronosophy

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.