Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.

Favorite Verses

If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes

Dirt Word

My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door

Ronism

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Ronosophy

Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.