Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Favorite Verses

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.

Dirt Word

Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point.

Ronism

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?

Ronosophy

Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked.