Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
You will never be able to come what you were destined to be unless you let go of what you are now
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.