Palmetto Sportsmen’s Classic in Columbia, SC
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
| I learned today that a child’s hug can heal a hurt, their kiss heal a heart, and their love heal a life. Thank you, god, for my kids. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |