Palmetto Sportsmen’s Classic in Columbia, SC
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.