| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| Great legacies are not achieved by what you did or how you got there. The greatest legacies are carved out in the very essence of who you are. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.