Palmetto Sportsmen’s Classic in Columbia, SC
| When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
I am not as concerned with being right as I am with no being scared to be wrong
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair