Palmetto Sportsmen’s Classic in Columbia, SC
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |