Palmetto Sportsmen’s Classic in Columbia, SC
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |