| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
God is always there in the midst of chaos.
| Problems, you can face them head on, or run away, but when racing one of great proportion, choose the action, do not let the action be chosen for you. |