Palmetto Sportsmen’s Classic in Columbia, SC
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.