Palmetto Sportsmen’s Classic in Columbia, SC
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| What you say does not purify you . Where you live doesn’t identify you. What you do doesn’t solidify you. Your beliefs are what both defy and define you. |
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars