| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| Pride is hard to swallow, easy to have, simple to show, difficult to hide. Pride can be a building block or a blockade. Control it, don’t let it control you. |
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |