If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose
An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.