And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |