STATE FAIR MEADOWLANDS BERGENFIELD, NJ GETS LICKED
It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t
| Why are you waiting to be inspired? Why don’t you be an inspiration? So many are waiting to aspire when they should be wading into the pool of aspiration. |
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.