1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |