| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
Is a pigs rump made of pork?
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
| It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk. |