Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it
| You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?