| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
| “If you declare with your mouth, ‘Jesus is Lord’, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Romans 10:9 |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.