| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.