| Hands hold, feet carry, eyes see, ears hear, but the heart feels. You can lose one of the above and still find your way, but lose your heart and you’re lost forever. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee