| It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down. |
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.