STATE FAIR MEADOWLANDS BERGENFIELD, NJ GETS LICKED
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |