STATE FAIR MEADOWLANDS BERGENFIELD, NJ GETS LICKED
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork?
| If you want to impress me, don’t talk about yourself. Rather talk about the people that made you who you are. You were molded. Teach me about the potter. |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.