| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in. They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out
Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.