Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
You will never be able to come what you were destined to be unless you let go of what you are now