STATE FAIR MEADOWLANDS BERGENFIELD, NJ GETS LICKED
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |