Most look back at their life and its filled with scars of pain, trial, and tribulations of the past but remember scars are just tattoos with better stories.
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Too many folks are busy being alive but not living. We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death. |
| When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through. |