STATE FAIR MEADOWLANDS BERGENFIELD, NJ GETS LICKED
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
Love takes only seconds to fall in, years to truly understand it and a lifetime to get over
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.