| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.