| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either