STATE FAIR MEADOWLANDS BERGENFIELD, NJ GETS LICKED
It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |