| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
| You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.