| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem. Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference. |
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.