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| Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |