Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |