Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really