| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.