Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in. They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |