Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |