Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.