| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking