Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
| When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society. |