| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
When you see someone and you heart misses a beat, raises you hands, makes you sweat and you can’t stop grinning, you know it’s love