| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |