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Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Favorite Verses

When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down

Dirt Word

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Ronism

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Ronosophy

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.