Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |