You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
| There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?