| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| At times you gotta let it all out. Holding in anger and hurt is like holding back a plane with barbwire. If you don’t let go it’s going to tear you to pieces. |
Never walk away from someone you need to someone you want
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |