Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter. |