| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself