Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 3
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
To truly be protected you need to arm yourself with a vision
| “Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” Philippians 4:8 |