| If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.