They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.