Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
| If your days are filled with hate, your life will be filled with hurt. Remember scars are tattoos with better stories but not self-inflicted ones. |
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |