If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.