Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.