Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 3
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
A broken clock is even right twice a day