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Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.