Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
| When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope and extend the very thing you are trying so hard to let go of. |
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |