| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
1 is a powerful number. One word can start a war, one friend can make a difference, one punch can take a life and one Savior can change the world
| When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit. Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life. |
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |