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Big Lizard Wisdom

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Favorite Verses

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Dirt Word

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty.

Ronism

I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.

Ronosophy

Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll.