| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.
| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |