| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
| When you can’t take anymore you’re just really starting. It’s not how much you can hold, rather how much you let hold you. Smile often, live free. |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |