| We hurt those that love us, and those that love us hurt us, but being a family means overcoming the pain, to find the joy that’s unconditional love. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |