The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |