I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.