Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 3
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |