You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |