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Big Lizard Wisdom

Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so.

Favorite Verses

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Dirt Word

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Ronism

When you see someone and you heart misses a beat, raises you hands, makes you sweat and you can’t stop grinning, you know it’s love

Ronosophy

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.