Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are