| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
| Easter to some is just another day. To others it’s a day that changed eternity. Believe what you want but bunnies don’t lay eggs and salvation wasn’t free. |
Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God