Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |