| Your perception determines your attitude and altitude. It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |