| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay. |
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |