Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |