| There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run. |
| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |