Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |