Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
| We’re here because of the path those before us have blazed. Be thankful today for each breath you take, but more over each breath that was given. |