Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
| To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken. |