Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 1
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.