| When you can’t take anymore you’re just really starting. It’s not how much you can hold, rather how much you let hold you. Smile often, live free. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out