Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |
Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |