| Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem. Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |