| There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet