Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 1
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |