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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Dirt Word

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Ronism

When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain.  Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering.

Ronosophy

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.