The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
| Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see? |