Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 1
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.