Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |