| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
| If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries