You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses