| If you stop when the sun sets on your dreams you’ll never see the light that the stars can infuse. Success is sometimes found in darkness. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area