The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die. |
| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |