If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13 |
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |