| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |