Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God