| Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going. Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet