Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 1
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.