I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |