Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |