| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
| Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen. So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.