| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
| In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.