| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |