In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| “And I will do whatever you ask in my name, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it.” John 14: 13-14 |