| Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing. |
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it. Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |