Big Lizard Wisdom
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
Favorite Verses
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
Dirt Word
| Everyone that comes and goes in your life does so for a reason. Think twice before you chase after them to come in, or follow them when they leave. |
Ronism
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
Ronosophy
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |