| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
If you will look for your reflection in the eyes of those you want to inspire you will start to see the mirror they are becoming
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon. |
1 is a powerful number. One word can start a war, one friend can make a difference, one punch can take a life and one Savior can change the world