| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain