Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |