| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |