| You can run away from troubles but by doing so you can easily be running head first into turmoil. |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted. |