| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk. |
| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.