| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
| Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem. Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference. |
| It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk. |
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |