| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| “Whatever we ask we receive from Him, because we keep His commandments and do the things that are pleasing in His sight.” 1 John 3:22 |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |