| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
| Hands hold, feet carry, eyes see, ears hear, but the heart feels. You can lose one of the above and still find your way, but lose your heart and you’re lost forever. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |