Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 1
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.