| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |