I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
| “So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.” Isaiah 41:10 |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?