| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.