| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
A broken clock is even right twice a day
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.