The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you. |