A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society. |
I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’
| Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it. |