Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
A broken clock is even right twice a day
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty