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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.

Favorite Verses

When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go.

Dirt Word

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Ronism

You can run away from troubles but by doing so you can easily be running head first into turmoil.

Ronosophy

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.