The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through. |
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |