Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 2
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.