Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |