| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.