| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |