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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Favorite Verses

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Dirt Word

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

Ronism

If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment.

Ronosophy

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?