Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 2
| When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?