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Big Lizard Wisdom

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Dirt Word

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal

Ronism

What people see about you doesn’t matter.  If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out.

Ronosophy

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.