| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds