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Big Lizard Wisdom

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Favorite Verses

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Dirt Word

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Ronism

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Ronosophy

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds