| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |