| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit. Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it