Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |