Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.

Favorite Verses

Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk?

Dirt Word

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Ronism

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Ronosophy

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.