If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.