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| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |