| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
| The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load. |
| When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination. |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island