If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not. If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t. If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!