There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| “So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.” Isaiah 41:10 |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |