| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return. Sometime you just have to wait with love. |
If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future
Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not. If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t. If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!