In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it. Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |