| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |