What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood