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Big Lizard Wisdom

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Favorite Verses

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Dirt Word

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Ronism

When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.

Ronosophy

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.