| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.
| Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts. |