| Too many folks are busy being alive but not living. We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen