One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| Hatred is the strongest and deadliest disease. Not only does it eat away at your heart and life, it allows you to destroy the life of those you hate. |