| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |