Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 2
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |