| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |