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Big Lizard Wisdom

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Favorite Verses

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Dirt Word

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Ronism

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Ronosophy

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.