| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.
Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |