| “If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7 |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |