| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |