| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |