| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| You can run away from troubles but by doing so you can easily be running head first into turmoil. |
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |