If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
Moments are not validated until they become a memory. Memories are made only in the moment
| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |