| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |