| Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen. So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting. |
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
| It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker. The Lick Life way of saying its all good in the Lizard hood. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |