So many people see the crowd and follow suit thinking there goes all my people and they have no choice but to follow them cause they are the leader.
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |