| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?