| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |