| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |