| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |