| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.