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Big Lizard Wisdom

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Favorite Verses

In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die

Dirt Word

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.

Ronism

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Ronosophy

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?