| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure