TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Favorite Verses

A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.

Dirt Word

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Ronism

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”

Ronosophy

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?