TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |