TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile
| A word can build a friendship or tear down a marriage. A word can end suffering or start a war. A word can kill or bring life. What’s in your word? |