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Big Lizard Wisdom

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.

Favorite Verses

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Dirt Word

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Ronism

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Ronosophy

A broken clock is even right twice a day