| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |