You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
It doesn’t take perspiration to fuel inspiration but it does take dedication to bring to fruition that which you wish to inspire others an you with.
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |