TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |