| The garden of life is filled with snakes. When reaching for a rose you might be bit. Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake. Choose wisely. |
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it