| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up. I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories. |
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |