Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?