| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load