| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |