| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.