Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |