If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |