I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.