TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| I used to think it was all about getting up. But now I realize it’s about going on, not stopping, not quitting even if you have to crawl on your knees. |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |