TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork?