Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal