Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |
The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand