| “If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7 |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |