If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |