TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |