TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
| When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
| When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad. When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse. Many times the worst hits are never punched. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |