If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |