TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.