| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off