TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.