| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |