| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
Don’t prejudge me, try & understand me. Don’t look at what I did. Watch and see what I will do. Don’t see who I am, but see who I will become in life.