I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.