| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| Discord is always the sharpest of thorns. If one is not happy with themselves they will find reasons to hate others. Search self first and avoid thorns. |
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |