Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith