TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are.

Favorite Verses

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.

Dirt Word

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Ronism

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Ronosophy

Is a pigs rump made of pork?