TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.