| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed