The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles