TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes