TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
| Don’t tell me what you did yesterday that made a difference. Tell me what you are going to do tomorrow that will change a life. That’s living, that’s impressive. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |