When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
| There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run. |
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |