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Big Lizard Wisdom

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Favorite Verses

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Dirt Word

Don’t yell at me. Talk to me. Don’t criticize me. Praise me. Don’t hit me, Hug me. Don’t push me away, pull me towards you. The wants of a child.

Ronism

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.

Ronosophy

100 % of all divorces start with marriage