If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |
You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips