| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!