| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
| At times you gotta let it all out. Holding in anger and hurt is like holding back a plane with barbwire. If you don’t let go it’s going to tear you to pieces. |