TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose