TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
Don’t yell at me. Talk to me. Don’t criticize me. Praise me. Don’t hit me, Hug me. Don’t push me away, pull me towards you. The wants of a child.