TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |