| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
| The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return. Sometime you just have to wait with love. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.
| I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories. |