| What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.