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Big Lizard Wisdom

When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination.

Favorite Verses

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Dirt Word

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Ronism

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Ronosophy

A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.