A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |