| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim