TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |