Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |