TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up. I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories. |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen