TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |