| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| I learned today that a child’s hug can heal a hurt, their kiss heal a heart, and their love heal a life. Thank you, god, for my kids. |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |