| Remember, the snail made it to the ark through perseverance. Today’s stone is tomorrow’s step. Determination or extermination, your choice. |
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |