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| Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |