Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |