A broken clock is even right twice a day
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.