TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |