How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in. They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |