TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9
No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember