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Big Lizard Wisdom

“Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination.

Favorite Verses

If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty.  So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait.

Dirt Word

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Ronism

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Ronosophy

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.