TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories. |