| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |