TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |