TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile