TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |