TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination
| Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing. |
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |