| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| 9-11, don’t just remember it, NEVER forget it. The heroes live on, the lives lost are now legends. Their silence is now our marching and battle cry. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |