TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |
| “If you declare with your mouth, ‘Jesus is Lord’, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Romans 10:9 |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.