| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |