| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |