| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
| “I will make you into a great nation, and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing.” Genesis 12:2 |