| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker