TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.

Favorite Verses

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Dirt Word

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Ronism

Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space

Ronosophy

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.