God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |