TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Favorite Verses

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Dirt Word

Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you.

Ronism

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2

Ronosophy

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.