Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |