TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |