| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |