TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors
God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |