I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them