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Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Dirt Word

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Ronism

“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9

Ronosophy

No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember