If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |