TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes. |