TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Favorite Verses

Wound Wombat Worse Worry Wolves Woful Woeful Wort Woes Woopps Worsen Work Woesome Woggish Wolfish Wogs… All start with WO- woman hmmm just saying..

Dirt Word

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronism

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronosophy

Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted.