TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
| Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together. Leave them scattered on the floor and move on. What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind. |