Why is bra singular and panties plural?
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |