Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls. Thus neither can help the other out. |
Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |