| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| “If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7 |
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |