TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Favorite Verses

Despite the cost of living,  have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.

Dirt Word

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Ronism

Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in.  They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out

Ronosophy

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.