TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Favorite Verses

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.

Dirt Word

The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late.  So today will you be the bird or the worm?

Ronism

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Ronosophy

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.