TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
Today we remember 9-11, but I urge you to remember the sacrifices and lives lost and our soldiers and first responders EVERY day not just today.
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.