You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |