| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
In life we we do not have to be the best, we only have to try our best
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses