If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |