| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
The only walls that will confine you are the ones that you build yourself
It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t