People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths not my weaknesses.
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity