| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |