TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter. |