| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| A rose withers, a mountain crumbles, a tree dies, a river dries up, everything ceases eventually. Life stops but not because of you, rather for you. |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |