I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |