| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| Scared-huge, Afraid-everyday, skeptical-always, traumatized-regularly, but none will keep me from fighting onward. Love conquers all. |