TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.