| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |
| Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| Easter to some is just another day. To others it’s a day that changed eternity. Believe what you want but bunnies don’t lay eggs and salvation wasn’t free. |
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |