| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
| We’re here because of the path those before us have blazed. Be thankful today for each breath you take, but more over each breath that was given. |
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair