| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |
God is always there in the midst of chaos.
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |