TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word. |