TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Favorite Verses

If you are going to eat it don’t name it

Dirt Word

If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?

Ronism

You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.

Ronosophy

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.