| To those that walk alone, saw the movie by themselves, are going to bed without anyone, to those left field tonight, I think of you, because I’ve been there. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot