| When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad. When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse. Many times the worst hits are never punched. |
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |