TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |