TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
| Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies. |
| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |