I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| Adversity is not the reaction of self to unforeseen hardships, rather the action taken by self to muscle forward rather than try and go around. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.