TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

A broken clock is even right twice a day

Favorite Verses

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Dirt Word

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.

Ronism

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.

Ronosophy

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.