TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 3
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| You say “enough”, I say “more”. You say “stop”, I say “go”. You say “It’s too much”, I say “It’s not enough”. Perception – Don’t tap out; make life get tired of fighting. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee