TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them.  Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running.

Favorite Verses

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Dirt Word

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”

Ronism

The eyes of a child see through the hurt of a word and the sting of an angry hand. But the heart of child once broken start to affect their sight.

Ronosophy

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?