Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society. |
| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |