| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are
| If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken. |
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |