| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
A broken clock is even right twice a day