TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .

Favorite Verses

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.

Dirt Word

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Ronism

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.

Ronosophy

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose