TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |