| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.
| In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon. |
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |