TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Favorite Verses

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Dirt Word

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Ronism

Discord is always the sharpest of thorns.  If one is not happy with themselves they will find reasons to hate others.  Search self first and avoid thorns.

Ronosophy

I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power