I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
| “If you declare with your mouth, ‘Jesus is Lord’, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Romans 10:9 |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |