TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |