TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| Forgiveness is the first step to happiness. If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?