| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |