TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose