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Big Lizard Wisdom

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.

Favorite Verses

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Dirt Word

What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.

Ronism

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Ronosophy

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2