Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
| In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon. |
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |