TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
| The eyes of a child see through the hurt of a word and the sting of an angry hand. But the heart of child once broken start to affect their sight. |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |