When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
| Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad. When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse. Many times the worst hits are never punched. |