| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| Problems, you can face them head on, or run away, but when racing one of great proportion, choose the action, do not let the action be chosen for you. |
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |