| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| “When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2 |