TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Favorite Verses

News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook.  Yep, she’s that tough.

Dirt Word

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Ronism

I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up.  I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories.

Ronosophy

To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are.