TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?

Favorite Verses

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Dirt Word

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.

Ronism

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Ronosophy

Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.