| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up. I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories. |
| To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are. |