TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |