TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Favorite Verses

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Dirt Word

Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it

Ronism

You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory

Ronosophy

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.