TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| If you want to impress me, don’t talk about yourself. Rather talk about the people that made you who you are. You were molded. Teach me about the potter. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |