| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
| “If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7 |
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |