TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Favorite Verses

We hurt those that love us, and those that love us hurt us, but being a family means overcoming the pain, to find the joy that’s unconditional love.

Dirt Word

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.

Ronism

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Ronosophy

The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late.  So today will you be the bird or the worm?