| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.