I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |