TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Favorite Verses

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Dirt Word

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Ronism

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Ronosophy

God is always there in the midst of chaos.