TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Favorite Verses

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Dirt Word

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.

Ronism

You can be a problem today or you can solve a problem today. Today you will help someone or hinder someone. Who’s trying to help be a solution?

Ronosophy

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.