| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
| You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die. |