You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
| “For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ, for it is the power of God to salvation for everyone who believes, for the Jew first and also for the Greek.” Romans 1:16 |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.