TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Favorite Verses

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.

Dirt Word

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Ronism

If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes

Ronosophy

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.