When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.