TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand