Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips