TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.

Favorite Verses

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Dirt Word

The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late.  So today will you be the bird or the worm?

Ronism

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Ronosophy

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.