Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
God is always there in the midst of chaos.