If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.