I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
| I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up. I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories. |
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
If you are going to eat it don’t name it