| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view. |
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.