Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
| Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution. |