| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |