TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Favorite Verses

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.

Dirt Word

When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection.

Ronism

“If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7

Ronosophy

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair