He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |