| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| We hurt those that love us, and those that love us hurt us, but being a family means overcoming the pain, to find the joy that’s unconditional love. |
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |