| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered. |