TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.