TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Favorite Verses

To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are.

Dirt Word

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronism

Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter.

Ronosophy

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.