You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1 |