TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.

Favorite Verses

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Dirt Word

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Ronism

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Ronosophy

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle