I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |