| Discord is always the sharpest of thorns. If one is not happy with themselves they will find reasons to hate others. Search self first and avoid thorns. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas