| Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| Do you see a rose bush with thorns, or do you see a thorn bush with roses? Perception determines whether you follow dreams or get ahead and catch them. |