Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
100 % of all divorces start with marriage