TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late.  So today will you be the bird or the worm?

Favorite Verses

Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.

Dirt Word

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Ronism

What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.

Ronosophy

It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them