Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| What people see about you doesn’t matter. If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |