TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.