| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| If you stop when the sun sets on your dreams you’ll never see the light that the stars can infuse. Success is sometimes found in darkness. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |