Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.