TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Favorite Verses

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Dirt Word

Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is

Ronism

If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use

Ronosophy

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live