| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it
You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?