TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off