Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| A word can build a friendship or tear down a marriage. A word can end suffering or start a war. A word can kill or bring life. What’s in your word? |