TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Favorite Verses

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Dirt Word

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Ronism

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Ronosophy

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us