Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future
| What you say does not purify you . Where you live doesn’t identify you. What you do doesn’t solidify you. Your beliefs are what both defy and define you. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle