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Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |