Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs