TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
Commit to the Lord, whatever you do and your plans will succeed
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair