Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn
Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |