TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Favorite Verses

Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it

Dirt Word

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronism

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.

Ronosophy

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.