TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |