| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |