TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Favorite Verses

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load

Dirt Word

If you want to impress me, don’t talk about yourself.  Rather talk about the people that made you who you are. You were molded. Teach me about the potter.

Ronism

You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.

Ronosophy

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.