I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us