TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |