TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Dirt Word

Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so.

Ronism

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Ronosophy

100 % of all divorces start with marriage