I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| The eyes of a child see through the hurt of a word and the sting of an angry hand. But the heart of child once broken start to affect their sight. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| Today you can step up or down. You can step left or right. You can step in or out. Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping. |