| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.