In life we we do not have to be the best, we only have to try our best
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
| Do you see a rose bush with thorns, or do you see a thorn bush with roses? Perception determines whether you follow dreams or get ahead and catch them. |