It doesn’t take perspiration to fuel inspiration but it does take dedication to bring to fruition that which you wish to inspire others an you with.
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
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