You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle