TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it

Favorite Verses

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Dirt Word

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Ronism

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronosophy

What you say does not purify you .  Where you live doesn’t identify you.  What you do doesn’t solidify you.  Your beliefs are what both defy and define you.