| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |