TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Favorite Verses

You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses.

Dirt Word

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Ronism

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Ronosophy

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”