TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Dirt Word

Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen

Ronism

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Ronosophy

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell