| Your perception determines your attitude and altitude. It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys. |
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really