| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |