TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Dirt Word

You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses.

Ronism

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Ronosophy

“So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.” Isaiah 41:10