You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
| Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop. |
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |