TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips