| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| “So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.” Isaiah 41:10 |