| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker