| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |
So many people see the crowd and follow suit thinking there goes all my people and they have no choice but to follow them cause they are the leader.
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |