| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |