TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses.

Favorite Verses

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”

Dirt Word

You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.

Ronism

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.

Ronosophy

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.