TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.

Favorite Verses

What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.

Dirt Word

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.

Ronism

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Ronosophy

In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon.