If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |