TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Favorite Verses

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Dirt Word

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Ronism

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Ronosophy

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.