Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |