TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| Remember your life viewed will always carry more weight than your life views spoken–when people meet and watch you they value your acts as gold and you words as copper–if your lifestyle and words disagree then people will judge you by your actions and reject everything you say– thus making your impact worthless– stop telling start showing. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.