| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
| Tough is not what you get by winning or succeeding, it’s the losses and failures that build toughness, thus allowing you the strength to win. |
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot