TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.