TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |