TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Favorite Verses

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.

Dirt Word

Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again.

Ronism

So many people see the crowd and follow suit thinking there goes all my people and they have no choice but to follow them cause they are the leader.

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.