TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Favorite Verses

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Dirt Word

Tough is not what you get by winning or succeeding, it’s the losses and failures that build toughness, thus allowing you the strength to win.

Ronism

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Ronosophy

Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route.  I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot