One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.
| Easter to some is just another day. To others it’s a day that changed eternity. Believe what you want but bunnies don’t lay eggs and salvation wasn’t free. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| “For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you.” Jeremiah 29:11-12 |