TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.