| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
| Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies. |
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |