| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
| Great legacies are not achieved by what you did or how you got there. The greatest legacies are carved out in the very essence of who you are. |
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |