| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell