And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
| “Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.” I Peter 5:7 |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |