| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.
Love takes only seconds to fall in, years to truly understand it and a lifetime to get over
Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile