TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Favorite Verses

Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right

Dirt Word

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Ronism

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load

Ronosophy

Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile