| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are