TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4
A broken clock is even right twice a day
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
Don’t yell at me. Talk to me. Don’t criticize me. Praise me. Don’t hit me, Hug me. Don’t push me away, pull me towards you. The wants of a child.
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |