TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.

Favorite Verses

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

Dirt Word

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.

Ronism

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronosophy

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.