TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

Today you can step up or down.  You can step left or right.  You can step in or out.  Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping.

Favorite Verses

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Dirt Word

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Ronism

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Ronosophy

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.