| Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together. Leave them scattered on the floor and move on. What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave