I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.