| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
Love takes only seconds to fall in, years to truly understand it and a lifetime to get over
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |