Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
In the end your life’s work will simply become a memory to many or to a few. Regardless, what matters is will it be a good memory or a bad one
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |