TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Favorite Verses

It doesn’t take perspiration to fuel inspiration but it does take dedication to bring to fruition that which you wish to inspire others an you with.

Dirt Word

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Ronism

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Ronosophy

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.