Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather