| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile