| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |