| You can say “I’m sorry”, but you can never fix the damage you do with hurtful words. Once the foundation is cracked if will never be as strong again. |
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |