| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee