| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain