| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.