| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
| Be careful who you step on when you’re on your way up the ladder, because you will see them again on your way back down. We all are in the grind. |