Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |