| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
When the world becomes quiet the silence in my mind hits it’s loudest settings
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |