| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.
Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |