TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Favorite Verses

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Dirt Word

Despite the cost of living,  have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.

Ronism

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Ronosophy

When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather