| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future