TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4
| What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation. |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it. Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered