TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |