TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you.

Favorite Verses

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Dirt Word

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Ronism

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Ronosophy

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips