| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
| Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning. |
| The only way you can see shadows is to look down or back. If you focus ahead and push onward the view will always be bright, and at times blinding. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
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