TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Favorite Verses

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Dirt Word

So many people see the crowd and follow suit thinking there goes all my people and they have no choice but to follow them cause they are the leader.

Ronism

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Ronosophy

Today’s simply yesterday rolled into hope and yesterday is today rolled into regrets. All we have left is tomorrow which hasn’t been rolled yet.