TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use

Favorite Verses

Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view.

Dirt Word

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Ronism

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.

Ronosophy

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.