| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| When you look back will your life savings be house, money, land, or the family you built and the love that is there? Where do your values lay? |